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Parkland. Vegas. Sutherland Springs. The fact that this video I produced after Pulse continually needs updates is horrific but ultimately infuriating. We must join the students and #MarchForOurLives to demand reform when lawmakers won't. WE ARE THE CHANGE.
youtube.com/watch?v=G2wPCb…
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Dear Eugene, Oregon:
I have an exciting business proposal. Imagine a festival where people named Eugene from around the world come and hang out with other Eugenes. The dress code is denim so fans can come see Eugenes in blue jeans in Eugene.
Genially Yours,
Eugene
@cityofeugene
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People named Gene are also invited to attend, but their jeans do not have to blue.
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People named Jean are also invited to attend, but they must wear denim from head to toe, for it is their namesake.
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People with a middle name related to any forms of Eugene are also invited to attend and must wear one denim accessory. Approved items include cowboy hats, vests, and fanny packs.
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People named Eugenia are special, exalted guests who are automatically deemed a Eugene Queen. I am looking into how one might be able to make a crown and scepter out of denim, will report my findings later.
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People who are not named Eugene/Gene/Jean/Eugenia/etc. are more than welcome to attend, but you are not allowed to wear any denim. If you do, the festival mascot, Mean Eugene, will taunt you mercilessly until you change clothes.
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People named Genie/Jeannie are also invited to attend and their denim must be glittered, bejeweled, or bedazzled. This is absolutely mandatory.
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Any and all pets with names related to forms of Eugene are more than welcome to attend. I would highly suggest looking into dressmakers and tailors now so you can start designing their tiny custom denim outfits.
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I have commissioned a very professional sketch of festival mascot Mean Eugene. He will be green and mean. Merch sales will be through the roof.
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Congratulations to @MaiaShibutani and @AlexShibutani on their Olympic medal! 🏅 World-class athletes and sibling goals. #ShibSibs 🎉
Also, congrats to my sisters and me! We haven't gotten into a stupid fight over nothing for a full day, even though it'd totally be their fault.
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My gorgeous and talented mama Mayhem Miller is FINALLY on @RuPaulsDragRace. I can't wait to watch the undisputed #QueenOfTheParty🎉 snatch the crown on Season 10! 👑 twitter.com/TheOnlyMayhem/…
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Cabbie: “You’re American, yeah?”
Me: (hadn’t spoken yet) “What gave me away?”
Him: “You were looking around with a big, open smile on your face. Americans don’t hide their appreciation and friendliness!”
It’s always nice to remember what actually makes America great to others.
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An official response from the city of Eugene.
My fellow Eugenes, the dream is alive and well.
#EugenesEunite
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"How DARE these kids assemble, it's IMPOSSIBLE to be educated AND exercise your right to protest at the SAME TIME, they're political PAWNS, they're following a FAD bEcAuSE I kNow FoR a fACt thAt TEEnS aRE DUMB!"
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"Maybe YOU were a shitty kid, Carl."
#NationalWalkoutDay
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Austin is an exceptional, wonderful city filled with some of the most amazing, accepting, remarkable people you'll ever meet. Draylen Mason and Anthony Stephan House represented the best things about my hometown. Good, gracious, beautiful souls. Let's remember and celebrate them.
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Shout-out to my fellow Slytherins who might actually be terrible people 🐍💚 #SlytherinPrideDay
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Mom: “You know what today is, right?”
Me: “Yes! The season 10 premiere of @RuPaulsDragRace! Halleluuuu—“
Mom: “It’s your sister’s 30th birthday.”
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Me: “Sorry can’t talk gotta make another call.” 😬 #DragRace
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In 2014 my friend @TheOnlyMayhem blessed me with the rare opportunity to be her drag daughter for the day, and now my mama’s slaying the game on @RuPaulsDragRace!
Respect these artists' work, support your local queens, and let's all gag on Season 10 together! #tbt #TeamMayhem 👑
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