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Childhood Me wanted to become Teenage Me
Teenage Me wanted to become 20s Me
20s Me wanted to stay 20s Me
30s Me laughs at how silly I was while continuing to inhale cheese
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me: "hi mom!"
mom: "hello! what have you been eating you look skinny did you check yourcaryetdon'tdrivewithtooloudmusicandmakesuretofindoutabouthealthinsurancehowisweatheritlookscoldmakesuretodresswarmalsoyouonphonetoomuchandyouneedto cut your hair."
me: "i'm fine, how are you."
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Visiting Hawaii for the very first time (Oahu, Maui, and the Big Island) and would love your best recommendations for food, sights, museums, nightlife, landmarks, beaches, luaus, hikes, etc! Aloha! 🌴
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Hey Hawaii
I know it's my first time
And you must get this from everyone
But I think I'm in love with you 💙
📍Diamond Head Crater Hike and State Monument
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@korndiddy Because you're not here complaining about everything 🙃
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I said I’m fine, Sharon, you go have fun
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When you’re the fiftieth state but you’re also the prettiest 💅
#Hawaii #WaipioValley
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“So what’s the last touristy thing you want to do in Hawaii?”
*clears throat*
*straightens tie*
“I want to touch a goat.” 🐐
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To travel is to enter someone else’s home
Seek new experiences
Make new friends
Try everything
Treat your surroundings with respect
Leave the hotel
Engage with locals
Travel is a luxury most can’t afford
But if and when you can, do not waste a single moment
Fill them with wonder
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I'm still Asian baby
#BirthdaysIn4Words #ThankYou 🎂
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I made my friends dress up as characters from my favorite Pixar movies for my birthday
#disneybound 🎈
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The Try Guys are back tomorrow with an epic 3-part grand prix! 🏎️
Race 1: Dune Buggies (Jan 27) 🐞
Race 2: Swamp Boats (Feb 3) 🐊
Race 3: Dog Sleds (Feb 10) 🐶
Who will be crowned the ultimate #DirtyTour winner? 🏆
@korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedfulmer @thegrandtour
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Me: “What show should we see tonight?”
Try Guys: (immediately screams in unison) “SPONGEBOB!!!” 💛
@SpongeBobBway @KeithHabs @korndiddy @nedfulmer #ImReady
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Mom: "WHEN ARE YOUR SISTERS GOING TO HAVE CHILDREN."
Me: "Stop bothering them about it, Mom."
Mom: "NO NEVER."
Me: "Hey, why don't you ever bug me about grandkids?"
.
..
...
Mom: "Because a baby cannot have baby."
Me: 😵
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As we enjoy watching the Olympics in PyeongChang and as Korea continues to permeate our political and cultural conversations, let's take this opportunity to learn more about the rich, poignant, and complex history of Korea and its people #OpeningCeremony
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I'm BASKING in the glory of Asian-American excellence at the Winter Olympics!
My skin is clear.
Our future is bright.✨
@chloekimsnow @nathanwchen @mirai_nagasu @AlexShibutani @MaiaShibutani @yung_hails @Karebearsk8 @chockolate02 @govincentzhou @jrcelski @jLanTan @AaronVaughnTran
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I always knew this photo I forced my dog to take would hold great significance today #ChineseNewYear
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Nathan Chen, 18, lands a historic six quads in his men's free skate program at his first Olympics as the world cheers.
Me, 32, alone, finds six frozen dumplings in freezer, attempts to cook them, burns them, still decides to eat them in underwear.
Asian-Americans are diverse.
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PSA: Talk to your parents. Make sure they can tell your white friends apart. Ned and Zach have been two of my best friends for four years.
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