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me: "do you need any help?"
family member who can actually cook: "um, suuure...peel these"
me: *peels the potatoes every Thanksgiving, wonders why I even ask*
529
the inner machinations of this musical are an enigma
#SpongeBobSquarePants #imready
530
On the 9th day of Trymas, the Try Guys gave to me...
All the wine you'll ever need to survive your family this Thanksgiving. 🍷🦃
Brand new Try Guys merch and a special video dropping December 2nd! @KeithHabs @nedfulmer @korndiddy
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I am more emotionally invested in Miguel’s family in #PixarCoco than my own family 😭
533
On the 5th day of Trymas, the Try Guys gave to me...
🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 #trymerch #Trymas
@KeithHabs @korndiddy @nedfulmer
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On the 2nd day of Trymas, the Try Guys gave to me...
New #trymerch, coming this Saturday!
@korndiddy @nedfulmer @KeithHabs
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Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to repeatedly stab myself in the brain through my eyeballs with a red hot poker.
Then I read the news about Roy Moore and his supporters and realize there are worse feelings in life.
538
Being someone who is popular, successful, or famous is nowhere near as important as being someone who isn't afraid to eat a mysterious leftover potato chip that you find in your pants as you're putting on clothes in the morning.
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Fig. 1. "Portrait of a dog and his father, silently judging you." 8 December 2017. Photographers @JonPremosch and @maceyjforonda.
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*poses awkwardly, thinking it's a photo*
"Oh, you're doing a GIF? Okay!" twitter.com/koreasianmedia…
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When your stolen iPhone travels farther than you for the holidays 😭🇷🇺
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My stolen iPhone/Apple ID's magical journey continues! 🎅🇦🇲
547
I was at the store and couldn't figure out the card chip reader and the old lady behind me chuckled and said "I can relate" and all I heard was LOL RELATABLE ME AF 😂 and I couldn't hate my generation more than that moment
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me: you know what...i'm gonna make a great spouse one day
me 10 seconds later: HAHAHA THE FUCK YOU WILL YOU UNLOVABLE IDIOT GET OUTTA HERE go drink something
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me 20 seconds later: but if i can finally commit to loving someone else with my whole heart on top of giving myself the chance to accept and love myself, flaws and all, then anything is possible ✨
other person at the bar: dude who are you talking to
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My first official fanvid
For my friend
The incredible @quintabrunson
Happy Birthday
