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Asians in superhero stories
✔️ Mystic ninjas
✔️ Mystic ninja villains
✔️ Mystic ninjas teaching white people ninja stuff
✖️ Lead characters
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My pup Pesto the day I met him at the shelter vs. today. So many great dogs in need of homes! #tbt #AdoptDontBuy
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If your friend's car won't start and you're stranded, find a bulldozer and model the fuck out of it @KeithHabs
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I care about a lot of things, but not as deeply and passionately as I care about @LeoDiCaprio winning this Oscar
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If a BuzzFeed video is released and @GraphicDsignGuy doesn't comment on it, did it ever even exist?
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Me trying to run away from stupid Asian jokes but staying because this was the only role they wrote for us #Oscars
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The Try Guys Workout: "How To Get A Six-Pack (Of Beer) In Exercise Clothes"
@korndiddy @nedacus @KeithHabs
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Just a friendly reminder to the rest of the world that many of us Americans are also horrified and embarrassed by all of this
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The Asian representation is real
@HarryShumJr @Shelby_Rabara
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The first Asian winner of @RuPaulsDragRace will be @KimChi_Chic
Because Korea
And the power of fermented cabbage
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Someone again just told me that I have resting bitch face and I replied, "no I don't you're just not being interesting"
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ME: "What can stain teeth?"
DENTIST: "Things like red wine, coffee, soy sauce, hot sauce..."
ME: "I have come to accept my stained teeth."
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Everyone wish my dear friend @KeithHabs a speedy recovery from surgery because I'm bad at moral support #herniabros
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I don't think you're ready for this Yeti
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"How many times have you been in love?"
"I dunno, I'd have to remember how many dogs I've met."
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ME: "I love you!"
GRANDMA: "Okay."
*hangs up phone*
#AsianGrandmas
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*told there are free refills*
*sits in restaurant forever*
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Congratulations to @KeithHabs and his beautiful fiancé on their engagement! #adoptme
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Watching West Side Story and my dog starts fighting his friend over a toy
Now I can show this to explain America
