1676
My mom watched my hair video and texted me this:
"Eugene, you look sick and hungry."
#AsianMoms #whyyousoskinny
1677
The rumors are true: The Try Guys will be at @kconusa LA this weekend shooting a new project! #hwaiting
@KeithHabs @nedacus @korndiddy
1679
FRIEND: [sees my new hair] "So you're finally following what white guys started, huh?"
ME: "You know top knots are from Asia, right?"
1680
Moms know how to do everything
Except end phone calls
#bye #loveyou #loveyoutoo #okbye #yesbye #loveyou #iknowtalklater #kbye #loveyou #MOM
1681
1682
I do not believe in forgiving OR forgetting. The face of every mass murderer is etched in my memory since Columbine. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.
1683
So this is what I look like with a manbun...
#samurairealness
Video coming soon!
Hair by @DavidDANGGG
1684
Watching @PixarInsideOut...
Children: giggle occasionally
Adults: cry uncontrollably
1685
It's my first time visiting St. Louis and already 2 people have remarked that I look like a Pokémon trainer. Is it racist if I'm flattered?
1686
Excited to attend the live action #AttackOnTitan world premiere! #AoTmovie
@nedacus @korndiddy @sweetestsara
1687
You do not qualify as family until you can enthusiastically discuss what your poop is like with one another #squatgoals
1688
ME: [small talk]
MOM: [vague interest]
ME: "I got a sunburn."
MOM: "OMG YOU HAVE SKIN CANCER WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING SUNSCREEN?!"
#AsianMoms
1689
When you introduce your friends to K-Pop...
@quintabrunson @zackevans @Jusatan @YG_GlobalVIP #BANGBANGBANG
1690
100% of my nighttime injuries come from sprinting to my bed after turning off the lights because I'm an adult and still believe in monsters
1691
Take Your Child To Work Day = every day
#hehasnoideawhatheisdoing
1692
If men had periods I'm pretty sure we'd be in about a hundred world wars right now.
1693
CHRIS @chrisreinacher: "I used to be blonde as a baby!"
ME: "White people are like ducks."
1694
Happy Birthday, @itsashlyperez, you gorgeous goddess!
We are all the Karlie to your Taylor.
#demphotoshopskillstho
1695
There are two types of people:
1) People who constantly ask to try your food
2) People who hate everyone in Group 1
#BuyYourOwnDamnFries
1696
PRETTY GUARDIANS
#TryGuysTryAnime #cosplay #SailorMoon
@AnimeExpo @nedacus @KeithHabs @korndiddy @SaffelsPhotos
1697
FRIEND: "BBQ and fireworks. You?"
ME: "Cosplaying at @AnimeExpo with The Try Guys and performing in front of a 4K+ audience."
FRIEND: "Oh."
1698
Donald Trump says immigrants are destroying America
Migrant workers shrug as they continue to build his skyscrapers and golf courses
1699
If you're constantly put in a position where you HAVE to defend yourself against being called ignorant...you're probably ignorant.
1700
Those offended by open displays of sexuality must have terrible sex, which is odd because you'd think having a stick up one's ass would help
