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An official response from the city of Eugene.
My fellow Eugenes, the dream is alive and well.
#EugenesEunite
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Cabbie: “You’re American, yeah?”
Me: (hadn’t spoken yet) “What gave me away?”
Him: “You were looking around with a big, open smile on your face. Americans don’t hide their appreciation and friendliness!”
It’s always nice to remember what actually makes America great to others.
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My gorgeous and talented mama Mayhem Miller is FINALLY on @RuPaulsDragRace. I can't wait to watch the undisputed #QueenOfTheParty🎉 snatch the crown on Season 10! 👑 twitter.com/TheOnlyMayhem/…
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Congratulations to @MaiaShibutani and @AlexShibutani on their Olympic medal! 🏅 World-class athletes and sibling goals. #ShibSibs 🎉
Also, congrats to my sisters and me! We haven't gotten into a stupid fight over nothing for a full day, even though it'd totally be their fault.
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I have commissioned a very professional sketch of festival mascot Mean Eugene. He will be green and mean. Merch sales will be through the roof.
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Any and all pets with names related to forms of Eugene are more than welcome to attend. I would highly suggest looking into dressmakers and tailors now so you can start designing their tiny custom denim outfits.
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People named Genie/Jeannie are also invited to attend and their denim must be glittered, bejeweled, or bedazzled. This is absolutely mandatory.
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People who are not named Eugene/Gene/Jean/Eugenia/etc. are more than welcome to attend, but you are not allowed to wear any denim. If you do, the festival mascot, Mean Eugene, will taunt you mercilessly until you change clothes.
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People named Eugenia are special, exalted guests who are automatically deemed a Eugene Queen. I am looking into how one might be able to make a crown and scepter out of denim, will report my findings later.
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People with a middle name related to any forms of Eugene are also invited to attend and must wear one denim accessory. Approved items include cowboy hats, vests, and fanny packs.
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People named Jean are also invited to attend, but they must wear denim from head to toe, for it is their namesake.
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People named Gene are also invited to attend, but their jeans do not have to blue.
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Dear Eugene, Oregon:
I have an exciting business proposal. Imagine a festival where people named Eugene from around the world come and hang out with other Eugenes. The dress code is denim so fans can come see Eugenes in blue jeans in Eugene.
Genially Yours,
Eugene
@cityofeugene
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Parkland. Vegas. Sutherland Springs. The fact that this video I produced after Pulse continually needs updates is horrific but ultimately infuriating. We must join the students and #MarchForOurLives to demand reform when lawmakers won't. WE ARE THE CHANGE.
youtube.com/watch?v=G2wPCb…
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PSA: Talk to your parents. Make sure they can tell your white friends apart. Ned and Zach have been two of my best friends for four years.
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Nathan Chen, 18, lands a historic six quads in his men's free skate program at his first Olympics as the world cheers.
Me, 32, alone, finds six frozen dumplings in freezer, attempts to cook them, burns them, still decides to eat them in underwear.
Asian-Americans are diverse.
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I always knew this photo I forced my dog to take would hold great significance today #ChineseNewYear
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I'm BASKING in the glory of Asian-American excellence at the Winter Olympics!
My skin is clear.
Our future is bright.✨
@chloekimsnow @nathanwchen @mirai_nagasu @AlexShibutani @MaiaShibutani @yung_hails @Karebearsk8 @chockolate02 @govincentzhou @jrcelski @jLanTan @AaronVaughnTran
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As we enjoy watching the Olympics in PyeongChang and as Korea continues to permeate our political and cultural conversations, let's take this opportunity to learn more about the rich, poignant, and complex history of Korea and its people #OpeningCeremony
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Mom: "WHEN ARE YOUR SISTERS GOING TO HAVE CHILDREN."
Me: "Stop bothering them about it, Mom."
Mom: "NO NEVER."
Me: "Hey, why don't you ever bug me about grandkids?"
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Mom: "Because a baby cannot have baby."
Me: 😵
