1151
Me: “Who’s the best looking?”
Her: “None of you. You all look like cartoon characters.”
1152
My aunt just described the other Try Guys:
@KeithHabs - “He’s like everyone’s uncle.”
@nedfulmer - “He wants many many babies.”
@korndiddy - (laughs) “Oh he is very weak, right? He needs a lot of help.”
1154
Everyone has those rare supermodel moments when you just worked out, you ate healthy, your skin is clear, your hair is right, and you're about to go out and you're like BEHOLD THIS GORGEOUSITY and the rest of life is accepting that yes you are a trashcan in a raggedy human suit.
1155
In honor of #AsianHeritageMonth, the most impactful Asian-Americans across culture were selected as the inaugural #A100.
I'm absolutely thrilled to be included and promise to keep pushing for better, fiercer, and more diverse representation. ✌️🌈
goldhouse.org/a100/
1157
My Korean friends around the world: if you're reading this, turn off your phone. Talk to your families first about this historic moment. If we're to be the generation that finally sees reunification, we must be well-informed about our parents and grandparents' lives. #KoreanWar
1158
You bet your sweet ass #CrazyRichAsians is historic. 🙌
We've waited 25 years since The Joy Luck Club to see a second major Hollywood film feature an all-Asian cast.
25. YEARS.
Here's to the film's success and many more Asian-led projects to come. 🥂
youtube.com/watch?v=WDhwEq…
1160
Look, ma, I'm in the @nytimes 😵
Beyond excited to share the new, exciting projects I'm working on soon in my career 🙏
nytimes.com/2018/04/19/sty…
1162
The only thing that has ever made me want to have children is seeing the glory of Beyoncé live. One day I’ll force my grandkids to listen to me rave about this performance. 🐝
The concept. The vocals. The dancing. The fashion. The culture. Absolute perfection. 🙌 #beychella
1164
I was walking my dogs and scooping poo when I accidentally made direct eye contact with a woman sitting in her car as she aggressively picked her nose. We froze. I instinctively gave her an awkward thumbs up. She returned the thumbs up with her free hand and kept on picking. 👍👍
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In 2014 my friend @TheOnlyMayhem blessed me with the rare opportunity to be her drag daughter for the day, and now my mama’s slaying the game on @RuPaulsDragRace!
Respect these artists' work, support your local queens, and let's all gag on Season 10 together! #tbt #TeamMayhem 👑
1170
Mom: “You know what today is, right?”
Me: “Yes! The season 10 premiere of @RuPaulsDragRace! Halleluuuu—“
Mom: “It’s your sister’s 30th birthday.”
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Me: “Sorry can’t talk gotta make another call.” 😬 #DragRace
1171
Shout-out to my fellow Slytherins who might actually be terrible people 🐍💚 #SlytherinPrideDay
1172
Austin is an exceptional, wonderful city filled with some of the most amazing, accepting, remarkable people you'll ever meet. Draylen Mason and Anthony Stephan House represented the best things about my hometown. Good, gracious, beautiful souls. Let's remember and celebrate them.
1175
"How DARE these kids assemble, it's IMPOSSIBLE to be educated AND exercise your right to protest at the SAME TIME, they're political PAWNS, they're following a FAD bEcAuSE I kNow FoR a fACt thAt TEEnS aRE DUMB!"
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"Maybe YOU were a shitty kid, Carl."
#NationalWalkoutDay
