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*poses awkwardly, thinking it's a photo*
"Oh, you're doing a GIF? Okay!" twitter.com/koreasianmedia…
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Fig. 1. "Portrait of a dog and his father, silently judging you." 8 December 2017. Photographers @JonPremosch and @maceyjforonda.
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Being someone who is popular, successful, or famous is nowhere near as important as being someone who isn't afraid to eat a mysterious leftover potato chip that you find in your pants as you're putting on clothes in the morning.
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Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to repeatedly stab myself in the brain through my eyeballs with a red hot poker.
Then I read the news about Roy Moore and his supporters and realize there are worse feelings in life.
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On the 2nd day of Trymas, the Try Guys gave to me...
New #trymerch, coming this Saturday!
@korndiddy @nedfulmer @KeithHabs
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On the 5th day of Trymas, the Try Guys gave to me...
🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 #trymerch #Trymas
@KeithHabs @korndiddy @nedfulmer
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I am more emotionally invested in Miguel’s family in #PixarCoco than my own family 😭
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On the 9th day of Trymas, the Try Guys gave to me...
All the wine you'll ever need to survive your family this Thanksgiving. 🍷🦃
Brand new Try Guys merch and a special video dropping December 2nd! @KeithHabs @nedfulmer @korndiddy
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the inner machinations of this musical are an enigma
#SpongeBobSquarePants #imready
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me: "do you need any help?"
family member who can actually cook: "um, suuure...peel these"
me: *peels the potatoes every Thanksgiving, wonders why I even ask*
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My fellow Asian-Americans
We need to talk more about
How most of our families
Only listened to Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, and Celine Dion
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To explain my pie preferences:
- I'm Texan, therefore I love pecan (PEE-can) and sweet potato
- My fave dessert is ice cream, therefore I cannot resist fruit pies which bumped apple to #1
- Other cream pies are great but I prefer pies with more crust/crumbs
- TBH I'll eat any pie
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Topics that tear families apart:
1) politics
2) general personal drama
3) which type of pie we're having
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The news and people can be terrible. Let's fight about something inconsequential.
My top 10 dessert pies, ranked:
10. Strawberry Rhubarb
9. Lemon Meringue
8. Chocolate
7. Sweet Potato
6. Blueberry
5. Key Lime
4. Cherry
3. Pumpkin
2. Pecan
1. Apple
This list is 100% correct. 🥧
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From my new video, premiering this January 🏳️🌈
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Petition for a publication to create a list called "30 Over 30 Who Finally Figured Their Shit Out And Are Absolutely Killing It But Needed Their Teens And 20s To Constantly Fuck Up And Learn From Their Mistakes" #30Under30
