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Happy Birthday, @korndiddy! 🎁
Lover of cats 🐱
Spiller of drinks 🍵
Hairy Jewish princess 👑
My tiniest of BFFs 💚
Whose heart, mind, and will are stronger than the biggest man 🙌
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Please learn how to STFU sometimes
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I only want Keith to win Without a Recipe episodes.
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I just remembered that the Critical Race and Ethnic Studies course I took in college that was available for all students had only one white person in it.
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Hi Houston 👋 my hair is here to fight your humidity and probably lose 🥵
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snow-related activities twitter.com/abcdrih/status…
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Such a profound honor! 🙏 He is adorable. I act more like a cat than a human, so this makes sense. Some tips with feline Eugene:
- he’ll want fiercely bedazzled collars
- he’ll love you even if he looks like he’s glaring all the time
- he’ll claw a bitch
- hide your liquor 💜 twitter.com/AntManNdTheWas…
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Cabbie: “You’re American, yeah?”
Me: (hadn’t spoken yet) “What gave me away?”
Him: “You were looking around with a big, open smile on your face. Americans don’t hide their appreciation and friendliness!”
It’s always nice to remember what actually makes America great to others.
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I have legally changed my birthday to May 4 2015 because Rihanna in the yellow Guo Pei gown at the Met Gala literally gave me life
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Stronger gun control & an improved mental health care system. Both. Now. If either have even an iota of a chance to prevent mass shootings, support effective legislation for both instead of arguing endlessly without action over the bodies of real, loved people who were massacred.
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My #PepsiHalftime journey:
- eh Maroon 5
- HOLY SHIT SWEET VICTORY
- HOW DARE YOU TEASE SWEET VICTORY
- I guess CGI fireball Travis Scott will do
- more of gospel lady please
- Adam Levine: Tank Top Mode
- YASSS DRONE LANTERNS!
- wants Outkast back
- HELLO SHIRTLESS
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- Janet.
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Y'all I've ALWAYS been saying Try Guys Gay Time 🐯
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Old Eugene would let people slide into my dms with this shit and let it go. New Eugene is gonna put your ass on blast. Sending love, though, because this person clearly has a lot of hate.
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Celebrate openly. Stand up for those who cannot.
Love freely. Honor those who fought for us to have that fundamental right.
Be yourself. Support and learn about every community in the LGBTQ+ family.
Spread love. Because many continue to lead with hate.
Happy #Pride
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Every time I lose complete faith in humanity some wonderful motherfucker has to go on and prove that people can be good.
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dear god please someone help that poor child twitter.com/heelyfanaccoun…
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Why does every anime protagonist make me want to slap the shit outta them while protecting them at all costs
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I hate my best friends so much right now 😫
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Fuck any official, cabinet member, representative, advisor, or voter who enabled and supported this disgraceful incompetent bigoted idiotic lying orange assclown. We got your names. 🖕
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A reminder that history books have reframed these types of pictures as heroic and morally righteous to validate the eradication of oppressed voices. That's why he wanted this portrait taken. We won't let that happen. This is the spitting image of the abuse of power in America.
