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I'm going to wear out so many rocking chairs ranting about this mess in the future.
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I HAVE NO SPARE TIME AND CANNOT DO THAT THING YOU WANT BECAUSE I'M OVERWORKED AND STRESSED*
*unless you are offering free food
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My friend just met my mom for the first time. She kept referring to Gary, who lives with her.
My mom asked if Gary was her husband.
My friend replied, “Gary is my cat.”
Happy #InternationalWomensDay to all the amazing women in my life. 💜
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them: hi welcome to Chipotle h-
me: the final season of #GameOfThrones cost over $90 million and the Battle of Winterfell took over 55 days to shoot making it the longest scene ever committed to film in history surpassing the Battle of Helm's Deep from The LOTR The Two Towers
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can't wait to find out if i'm good at hugging
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Scientists are so fucking amazing and I hope they're aware of how many fans they have around the world.
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Raise your hand if you’re that person who always enthusiastically goes in for high fives but no one ever gives you one.
🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♂️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♂️🙋🏾♀️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏿♀️🙋🏿♂️
Now let your hand hover there awkwardly for several seconds.
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try guys videos...
me:
ned: HOLD MY BABY
zach: GIVE US YOUR CAR
keith: SIT ON MY LAP
me:
them: HERE'S A CLOWN
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“This show is total trash” I said as I recommended it to all of my friends.
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When I watch teen dramas with sexy, cool characters I wish there were a show about MY high school experience but then I realize it would just be six seasons of me doing homework, rehearsing after school, never dating, and staying in to watch teen dramas with sexy, cool characters
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Please help uplift, empower, and protect the vulnerable against rising anti-Asian attacks by donating to the Support the AAPI Community Fund at gofundme.com/AAPI. Proceeds are distributed to a vetted group of community, neighborhood, and victim organizations. #StopAsianHate
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them: what generation do you belong to?
me: the one old enough to have wanted Jake Gyllenhaal to play Spider-Man but young enough to see him grow up to play Mysterio.
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Terms like neo-Nazism & white supremacy are tossed around casually a lot but kids, remind yourself that NONE of it is justified or normal. History has shown us countless times that anti-Semitism yields unimaginable horror. It’s very real presence today is absolutely unacceptable.
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What do you think is the saddest moment in cartoon history? Animation can really left hook you from outta nowhere with pure heartache and sorrow. 😭
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I’m struggling to properly honor and give the half a million Americans who have died from COVID my full emotional attention. I try to outweigh my growing desensitization with this profound sense of loss, but the two feelings have become similar in weight. Everything is so heavy.
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them: what's your favorite Christmas song?
me:
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This scene alone of Catherine O'Hara in Schitt's Creek should have won every comedy award in existence.
