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*sighs deeply*
*stares out window*
today’s the day I finally do my laundry
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Please watch every video in this thread covering the Tennessee GOP's chilling, racist decision to expel two Black lawmakers for - yes, you heard right - participating in peaceful anti-gun violence protests. This is an extremely dangerous, anti-democratic precedent being set. twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/st…
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“YES. GOOD. GAY.”
- me, watching She-Ra
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them: do you cook?
me: yes!
them: what do you cook?
me: a really good stir fry.
them: what else?
me: ...other really good stir fry.
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me every October
October 1: *screams* OMG I LOVE HALLOWEEN 🎃
October 15: wait wtf am i gonna wear
October 31: ENJOY MY CHEAP SEXY COSTUME
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A reminder that Trump's border wall was, is, and will always be a stupid, racist, unlawful idea. twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
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Happy last day of AAPI Heritage Month before Pride
509
Has anyone ever looked more beautiful in a Chipotle than @NikkieTutorials? 💞
510
I made my friends dress up as characters from my favorite Pixar movies for my birthday
#disneybound 🎈
511
Everyone's arguing about otter pops vs. ice pops but I have a question: did anyone else eat these special types of pops growing up, or was it just us Asians? This was my go-to summer treat: you'd cut off the tip or break it in half and suck out the flavor. What did we call these?
512
Dear Alcohol Brands,
I am available as a spokesperson. I accept payment in the form of your product. 🥃
513
I’m really trying to confront some internal prejudices I have.
People who take baths. Is there no shower available? Do you have tons of free time? Do you just...lie there? I want to understand.
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THANK YOU to all the progressive campaigns, grassroots organizers, volunteers, and vocal citizens across the South. So many close races and it's ALL thanks to y'all. Your fight continues a long, important tradition of standing up for civil rights and change where it matters MOST.
515
Steven Universe is the most important queer show in the history of television and I sincerely hope that every child can watch and learn from it 💎
516
It’s his 50th birthday today so call your nearest conquistador because the Fountain of Youth is Paul Rudd’s face.
518
I put more work into planning my theme birthday parties than most people do their own weddings. Behold my special cocktails list I created for the bar featuring inspiring Asian goddesses from my childhood. #Eugene33 🍹
519
@korndiddy looks more like you trying on my clothes 💅
520
Really wish I could allow myself to feel bad instead of constantly distracting myself with work.
521
diet coke cult members...
explain yourselves.
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You’re literally the leaders of nations that can launch nuclear weapons and level entire cities. We’d rather you be “old” and wise than childish and petulant.
Grow. The. Fuck. Up. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
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growth:
child - "i'm a Disney PRINCESS."
young adulthood - "no, I'm a Disney VILLAIN."
actual adulthood - "okay who needs my help and what needs fixing and do I need to make a joke for you to understand that I ALSO HAVE PROBLEMS but whatever here's a song and dance."
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#UNFO
Special thanks to @koreasianmedia for supporting and celebrating Asian excellence with the amazing Unforgettable Gala. 2018 was an incredible year, but trust me, it's only the beginning for Asian representation. ❤️
