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retweet if you just ate so much pizza alone in a dark kitchen
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sometimes i get kind of bummed out when I think about how all the Christmas songs I love where probably recorded in like june or something
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strange things are afoot in new orleans
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thank you all for the birthday wishes but thank you most of all to my parents for making me!
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i’ve been in a bathtub for 75 percent of this year
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doing this new thing where instead of winking at people i just shut one eye and stare with my mouth slightly open. callin it "wonkin"
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if i had more time (and more small fedoras) i would do a shot for shot remake of shemar's instagram account
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throwback to that time i secretly lived in the criminal minds copy room for 3 weeks
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i refuse to accept that Halloween is over
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accidentally stabbed a friend last night but a little later a different friend caught on fire and i put him out with my hand so i'm even
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i'm the snoop dogg of colonial williamsburg
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happy mother's day! my mom doesn't have social media but if she did she would love this photo of us.
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bruce lee could do a one handed push up but I can eat a push pop with one hand and a wall
really good at decorating for holidays