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i could use 36 hours of uninterrupted sleep
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if you hold a stethoscope to my heart all you will hear is the Beetlejuice soundtrack
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if you don't want me dancing in your exam room don't give me awesome disposable shorts made of paper
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found a tiny polaroid of myself dressed like arsenio hall and i don't know what it all means
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we are all headed for a glorious superbloom
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thank you all for the birthday wishes and for making me feel like everyday is my birthday. here i am eating a candle
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for april fools i stole shemar's car, today he kidnapped my phone and after panicking i found it under this...
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this is how i make 90 percent of my phone calls
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heyoooo it's saturday night, i'm in comfortable pants and about to eat 2 bags of sour skittles
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one smashed croissant in my pocket at all times
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meanwhile i once sneezed funny and forgot my name for 6 minutes
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RT if you have ever turned purple while trying to surpress a non-covid cough in a crowded line at Ralph’s
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I love you America. thank you for making me who i am. happy birthday from Tokyo Disneyland! 🇺🇸🎉🇯🇵
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i have the same musical taste as a sensitive thirteen year old girl who moonlights as a gravedigger
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i call this dance the electric jack-o-lantern
really good at decorating for holidays