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people who wake up early naturally give me the creeps like that reverend with the loose skin in poltergeist 2
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i want a big inflatable pretzel as an airbag so if i get into an accident there's a split second of laughter and confusion on impact
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throw back to that time Paget hit me in the crotch on the red carpet
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if you are ever sad say gubler 3 times really fast
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thinking of having pinky reduction surgery...again
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cooler than you since nineteen ninety never
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i have more mom sweaters than non-mom sweaters
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first stop in japan was the late night puppy store
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and yeah i'm not wearing pants, pants are for suckers that only start Halloweenin in October. I'M TALKIN BOUT SEPTEMBER 1 FOOLZ
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i stopped shopping for clothes in the 8th grade
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directing my 10th episode of criminal minds. it's called "elliot's pond" and it's going to spook your socks off
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all my family wants for Christmas is 4 me to stop dressing like a turn of the century raver when we're out in public
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but seriously i like salad when there is not a lot of salad in it
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what an adventure, and i can’t wait to show you what’s cooking next ❤️
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. - martin luther king jr
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secret to being a great undercover cop like Kool Jordan? Always introduce yourself using most current street lingo
really good at decorating for holidays