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RT if you think it would be scary to be an ancient person eating some berries in a meadow and then you look up and see a woolly mammoth
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i'm bad at responding to texts, worse at responding to emails, but really good at eating submarine sandwiches alone
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driving to coachella but listening to the soundtrack from shrek
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i'm so good at eating cheese late at night
82
take off your pants and dance*, it's officially Halloween season!
*by dance i mean stare into space and look lonely
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i just accidentally brushed my teeth with neosporin
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thinking about getting the band back together
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injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere - martin luther king jr
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thought I caught a rare pokemon on my neighbor's hammock but it turned out to be his sunburned nephew. anyone know a good lawyer?
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check the history books NOTHING IMPORTANT HAS EVER HAPPENED ON EARTH BEFORE 11:30 am
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same haircut as my mom, same facial hair as my 15 year old cousin.
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my head photographed by john michael fulton for @theroguemag
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it's officially fall! hold a candelabra and scare your mom!
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happy new years from eloise and her pet furby
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i eat a lot of vegetables i just feel like salads take themselves too seriously and would wear turtle necks to the beach if they could
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"i guess you could describe my look as colonel sanders meets satan"
really good at decorating for holidays