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i asked a girl to prom by giving her a fancy jewelry box with the note "will you Gogh to prom with me." inside the box was a fake bloody ear
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happy Presidents' Day from 2001's president of the Buster Keaton Appreciation Gang
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i'm so deep in October i'm slowly turning into an apple
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say my name 3 times in a dark bathroom mirror and i will pop up behind you and watch old episodes of "Frasier" with you until sunrise
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photo of me and my magical mom reflected in a photo of me and my magical mom
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i can’t wait to see everybody’s haircuts in 4 weeks
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happy Chanukah from me and my handmade Chanukah sweater with removable velcro menorah flames
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this wasn't a Halloween costume, this was a tuesday in june. #tbt
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no human being has ever been more confident than me after getting the “older-brother-in-boy-meets-world” special at supercutz
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if you tell them it's your birthday they let you land the plane
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traverse all darkness on rafts of laughter with long warm paddles of optimism and cheer
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happy birthday America! i love you so much! ❤️🇺🇸❤️
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after directing 10 episodes i finally found a way to sneak a star-fade into criminal minds #elliotspond
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shout out to the guy in yellow who's probably thinking "this guy's been in colonial williamsburg too long"
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i'll never forget the time @Beyonce asked me to choreograph her concert and i taught her "the fire pit shuffle"...
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kissing my new pet ferret moments before i found out it was actually just a stray rat eating stocking chocolates
really good at decorating for holidays