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wanted to look sharp for my driver's license so i shaved with dad's razor but didn't know i cut my face and now i look like i eat humans
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i like to always eat 35 hotdogs on the 4th of july
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not trying to brag but i do hot yoga with mr. bean, mr. burns, and that green dude from lord of the rings
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me at a beach boys concert when i was 11
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every saturday night i eat a pint of icecream and it takes 7 minutes of intense staring to decide which flavor
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i'm about to finish my 8th year of pretending to be dr. spencer reid
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if you looked at my DNA under a microscope it would look like this
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my mom wants you to know that i'm in this months issue of @glamourmag
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had the unique pleasure of getting to officiate the marriage of 2 of my best friends and now i have minister fever
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let's all tap dance into 2018 with cold ankles but warm hearts!
really good at decorating for holidays