1602
original title sequence for beverly hills 90210
1603
RT if you think it would be scary to be an ancient person eating some berries in a meadow and then you look up and see a woolly mammoth
1604
wooly mammoths are so big and so wooly i'd even be scared if i saw 1 in a zoo tomorrow, but imagine you're ancient and don't even have pants
1605
here i am casually sitting next to a dirty pumpkin i made in the new issue of @theroguemag theroguemag.com/features/issue…
1608
the only sport i follow is eating cheese
1610
i made @NylonMag a valentine's day soundtrack. i hope everyone is french kissing someone as you read this. nylon.com/articles/matth…
1611
i'm having such a blast directing the legendary lance henriksen in CM episode 1118 #aBeautifulDisaster
1612
#throwbackthursday to that time i got a facelift
1613
i'm dressed like a fashionable lima bean in the february issue of @cbswatchmag. also i talk about haunted houses.
1614
story about the time i pretended to be an arborist to sneak into a famous haunted mansion @cbswatchmag
1615
hey france, thanks for the statue of liberty!
1616
#throwbackthursday to when i directed #dirtsledding for @thekillers and @ryanpardey (📸 by @photosalaquang)
1617
it's friday night y'all so you know what to do! melt some crayons and draw a picture of a baby.
1619
picture of lance henriksen from the most recent episode of criminal minds i just directed. coming out soon.
1621
wanted to look sharp for my driver's license so i shaved with dad's razor but didn't know i cut my face and now i look like i eat humans
1622
10 years ago i made a fake documentary series about myself & a lot of people, including my mom, didn't get the joke. m.youtube.com/watch?v=kmp5PI…
1623
my head photographed by john michael fulton for @theroguemag
1624
play this on loop at my funeral! vimeo.com/83259322
1625
#gublertattootuesday a chalk drawing i did of minnie mouse now on @Marlee.jpg (instagram)
really good at decorating for holidays