1626
thank you all for the birthday wishes and for making me feel like everyday is my birthday. here i am eating a candle
1628
@sleewatson @Frances_Fisher no better way to spend my birthday then in a jail cel with the marvelous @Frances_Fisher
1629
hate to laugh? good. come see me not be funny in "this show is not funny" saturday at 9pm at @ucbtla goo.gl/q8aAJO
1630
my impression of a sunburnt foot photographed by @vonswank
1631
eating peanut butter from a jar and falling asleep on my floor listening to st. patricks themed pandora. what are you up to?
1632
lotta "sailin away" on this station and a little too much fiddle
1634
a little fiddle goes a long way. was anyone else scared of that banshee at the end of "darby o'gill and the little people"?
1635
it literally horrified me as a kid and i think that's why now i prefer my music with only 10 percent fiddle
1636
zero percent to 10 percent. more than that only on st. patrick's day, weddings, or at themed funerals.
1637
just realized i'm straight up live tweeting st. patrick's day radio, also when i was 16 my friends and i accidentally ran over a leprechaun
1638
kept it a secret for a real long time but the pressure just finally got to me
1639
i guess we just solved the mystery of why i'm not crazy about fiddles. that cute little guy had the shiniest little fiddle.
1640
i should have been paying attention to the road instead of looking for jesse's "blues traveler" CD in my case-logic
1641
RIP tiny little mythical man with rosy cheeks and plump fiddle fingers. this scoop of peanut butter is for you. goodnight
1642
#gublertattootuesday of an "eventual self-portrait" i painted with watercolors and root-beer. @IntestineBuffet
1644
i directed tomorrow night's episode of #criminalminds it's called #aBeautifulDisaster and it is bananas
1645
i directed tonight's hum-dinger of a #criminalminds episode and the show won't be the same after #aBeautifulDisaster m.youtube.com/watch?v=bKWhfs…
1646
did anyone catch my secret shoutout to my main homie edgar allan poe in the CM episode i directed last night?
1647
i once saw @JoeMantegna get his finger slammed in a car door and the door was completely closed and he was just like, "whatever."
1649
meanwhile i once sneezed funny and forgot my name for 6 minutes
1650
#FlashbackFriday to directing my senior thesis film. instagram.com/p/BDY_5uejWQ-/
really good at decorating for holidays