1551
happy new year's eve everyone. i'm looking at 2016 and it's going to be bright-hot and wonderful for all of us.
1552
i've got a real good feeling about 2016!
1553
grab your plastic sack disguises. @Band_of_Robbers opens in just 8 days!!!instagram.com/p/BARA9lmDWT_/
1554
Tom Sawyer and i are working on a membership card for our band of robbers. here's the rough draft...
1555
become a member of Tom Sawyer's gang! (please don't tell the cops on us) instagram.com/p/BAVeTGADWX4/
1556
if "Double Dare" and "Mama's Family" had a love child it would be @midnight. be in the audience when i get slimed! bit.ly/atmidnight
1557
its going to be a bit like this except no necklace. me on @midnight w/ the great @hardwick. bit.ly/atmidnight
1559
i'm doing a Q&A tomorrow on @tumblr and i won't be wearing any pants. #AnswerTime eonline.tumblr.com/post/137114053…
1560
i'll be on @GDLA in an hour drinking free coffee and sweating from my palms
1561
the only thing i like more than waking up early is EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD
1562
check the history books NOTHING IMPORTANT HAS EVER HAPPENED ON EARTH BEFORE 11:30 am
1563
closest thing was Chris Columbus finding America at 11:15 am.
1564
but then he took a nap and ate a coconut
1565
hey @NickSwardson do you want to wear something that kind of matches tomorrow on @midnight? something that brings out the color of my eyes?
1566
@NickSwardson @midnight this but sexier...
1567
i'm going to be on @midnight with @hardwick @NickSwardson & @WhitneyCummings tonight at 11:59pm on @ComedyCentral. set your lasers to thumb.
1568
.@WhitneyCummings Frankensteined in the ankle? can't wait!!! @NickSwardson and i are in a real life gang. you are going down @midnight
1569
just heard about alan rickman and i'm supremely bummed. rest in peace and wands in the air. you were one of the greats.
1570
remmember that time i couldn't spell or think?
1571
you don't get thighs like this by being good at grammar. @Band_of_Robbers opens tomorrow! p.s i'd rather be caroling
1572
dear everyone but my mom, watch me get "bleeped" a lot on @midnight tonight with @hardwick at 11:59pm on @ComedyCentral
1573
1574
shopping for white eyebrows to complete my top-secret outfit for the @Band_of_Robbers costume screenings Saturday. laemmle.com/films/40233#ge…
1575
what you can't tell from this photo is that I'm levitating 2 inches off the ground. also, those aren't my hands.
really good at decorating for holidays