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i like when you are crying in public but pretending like you aren't and your voice sounds like if someone bit jimmy stuart in the gonad
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thinking about getting the band back together
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hey @BuzzFeeders i love you. let's have little buzzfeed babies. buzzfeed.com/apentak720/18-…
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@andymilonakis i'm totally reading this from my jacuzzi right now. jacuzzi jacuzzi jacoolzi
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seriously why are my lips the same shade as Ellen's?
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throwback to when i wanted to look like that cool guy from "Trainspotting" but i looked more like Ellen Degeneres
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#gublertattootuesday of a drawing i did of a bunny named benjimum twitter.com/the_audrieroel…
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me wearing a pastel painting i made of rasputin
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@allisonemiller @RikiLindhome the sour kids have nothing to do with it. I just like to have a bag of them close by while I eat cheese pills
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i want a big inflatable pretzel as an airbag so if i get into an accident there's a split second of laughter and confusion on impact
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@allisonemiller @RikiLindhome a trick i use... get a bag of sour patch kids and wrap the pills in mozzarella cheese. that's it, just that.
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watching immortal films in a hollywood cemetery with the bones of those who made them. @cinespia i love you
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#gublertattootuesday of hobart the skeleton from the gublerland immigration office. matthewgraygubler.com/passport/
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if someone says, "gube, you are going to love it" i automatically assume "it" has something to do with ice cream, ghosts, or mickey mouse
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@KiwiLovesYou work hard, play hard, smile hard
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watch me drink crab water with @andymilonakis (rated R for language and crab violence) twitter.com/munchies/statu…
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throw back to that time Paget hit me in the crotch on the red carpet
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me wearing a watercolor i did of snoop dogg while dancing to james taylor
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"it's almost Halloween" - me from february to october 30th
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i eat a lot of vegetables i just feel like salads take themselves too seriously and would wear turtle necks to the beach if they could
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i am nothing more than a low grade warlock floating through space, telling stories while avoiding salad
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unsinkable pirate blood: instagram.com/p/6E6yeXDWQx/
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hard boiled or scrambled, that is the queggstion
really good at decorating for holidays