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looking for the Loch Ness monster and some longer shorts
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STOLEN CALCULATOR? have a chillax pill! Kool Jordan the undercover cop who totally blends in with 8th graders is...instagram.com/p/7EMO6GjWUv/
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meet Kool Jordan, the undercover 8th grade cop that is great at blending in. #kooljordan
1230
sometimes i dress like an undercover cop trying to blend in with dangerous 8th graders. "Yo to your... instagram.com/p/7BZ-ohjWah/
1231
my sunday style can be described as "the Fresh Prince of Persia"
1233
being outside was the original iphone
1235
does anyone know if the black dahlia loved to eat salmon club sandwiches?
1236
just realized my wrist smells like salmon and this raccoon is not a ghost and why does my wrist smell like salmon?
1237
snuck into a famous haunted house last night and now i think i'm being followed by a ghost raccoon
1238
"1 if by land, and 2 if by sea and i on the opposite shore will be ready to SHUFFLE THROUGH A FIRE PIT" #paulrevere
1240
whoops! this is a no-fire-pit-shuffle-zone. sometimes i just can't help myself officer!
1241
secret to shemar's abs? you guessed it..."the fire pit shuffle." oh! and also...
1242
i'll never forget the time @Beyonce asked me to choreograph her concert and i taught her "the fire pit shuffle"...
1243
throwback to that time i was very intent on walking a dog
1244
#throwbackthursday to when i ran really fast through fire in women's boating slippers
1247
i want to be the type of person who falls asleep to opera but instead i'm the type of person who falls asleep to 90's tom hanks film scores
1248
#gublertattootuesday of my quote "i think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional twitter.com/courtneytibbal…
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i'm not sad at all, just a general observation, also it's stewart not stuart and also crying isn't bad or sad it's like winter for your eyes
really good at decorating for holidays