1202
taking a break at the gym from my vigorous cardiovascular routine
1203
who's joining my autumn gang? we are the corduroy acorns. we live in a tree, steal our clothes from scarecrows, and only eat pumpkin ravioli
1204
IT'S FINALLY FALL AND I'M DRESSED LIKE A CORDUROY ACORN. photo by @SWAN_SON
1207
Yo, who had a TalkBoy? "howdy doo...this is peter mcallister...the faather"
1208
my childhood teddy ruxpin's bottom jaw broke off so when he talked he looked like a deranged walrus...
1209
do you guys ever sleep for 12 hours straight and then wake up with the unshakeable urge to draw teddy ruxpin?
1210
thank you to whoever wrote this fairly accurate description of how this @jonpauldouglass photo happened
1211
i love you America, you are the beat of my heart.
1212
anyone that knows me knows i have the soul of a 13 yr old girl in the body of a 14 yr old boy. (why i 💜 @RookieMag) rookiemag.com/2015/09/ask-gr…
1214
by the way i'm great at massages... whatever, no big whoop.
1215
if i had a nickel for every time a drone caught me giving shemar a massage...
1216
harper the "hot dog" cow and harper the hot "dog cow"
1217
...we would only play Christmas Songs, Chanukah raps, and the theme song from "Friends."
1218
...that would be my band name if i had a band.
1220
by 2 i mean 3, and by skittles i mean pints of ice cream. call an adult, i have finally "transitioned" into Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone
1221
heyoooo it's saturday night, i'm in comfortable pants and about to eat 2 bags of sour skittles
1222
#throwbackthursday to when i lived on Alderaan
1223
hey guys remember that time i wouldn't stop posting Kool Jordan videos?
1224
secret to being a great undercover cop like Kool Jordan? Always introduce yourself using most current street lingo
1225
really good at decorating for holidays