1026
a good friend once argued that smashing pumpkins is actually what Halloween is all about so maybe i just need to grow up and eat more corn
1027
if Billy C. asks you to play horseshoes for money just pretend like you are getting a phone call and politely walk away if you like your $$$
1028
i feel like billy corgan is 9 feet tall and only eats corn. also i bet he's great at horseshoes.
1029
just kidding i never smash pumpkins. it's disrespectful to Halloween but billy corgan looks cool with hair and also with bald.
1030
i'm in this cool magazine and there's a well written interview with no spelling errors. theroguemag.com/features/issue…
1035
faint of heart beware! we are unleashing @RichardBatesJr1 most twisted film yet tonight at @sundancefest
1037
fashion trend alert! twain is the new black. (📷 by @allisonemiller)
1038
everybody knows mark twain was great at writing but terrible at walking! twitter.com/LaurenCather/s…”
1039
thank you to everyone that came out to see me and @hannibalburess sing "endless love" last night.
1040
what you can't tell from this photo is that I'm levitating 2 inches off the ground. also, those aren't my hands.
1041
shopping for white eyebrows to complete my top-secret outfit for the @Band_of_Robbers costume screenings Saturday. laemmle.com/films/40233#ge…
1042
1043
dear everyone but my mom, watch me get "bleeped" a lot on @midnight tonight with @hardwick at 11:59pm on @ComedyCentral
1044
you don't get thighs like this by being good at grammar. @Band_of_Robbers opens tomorrow! p.s i'd rather be caroling
1045
remmember that time i couldn't spell or think?
1046
just heard about alan rickman and i'm supremely bummed. rest in peace and wands in the air. you were one of the greats.
1047
.@WhitneyCummings Frankensteined in the ankle? can't wait!!! @NickSwardson and i are in a real life gang. you are going down @midnight
1048
i'm going to be on @midnight with @hardwick @NickSwardson & @WhitneyCummings tonight at 11:59pm on @ComedyCentral. set your lasers to thumb.
1049
@NickSwardson @midnight this but sexier...
1050
hey @NickSwardson do you want to wear something that kind of matches tomorrow on @midnight? something that brings out the color of my eyes?
really good at decorating for holidays