1051
but then he took a nap and ate a coconut
1052
closest thing was Chris Columbus finding America at 11:15 am.
1053
check the history books NOTHING IMPORTANT HAS EVER HAPPENED ON EARTH BEFORE 11:30 am
1054
the only thing i like more than waking up early is EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD
1055
i'll be on @GDLA in an hour drinking free coffee and sweating from my palms
1056
i'm doing a Q&A tomorrow on @tumblr and i won't be wearing any pants. #AnswerTime eonline.tumblr.com/post/137114053…
1058
its going to be a bit like this except no necklace. me on @midnight w/ the great @hardwick. bit.ly/atmidnight
1059
if "Double Dare" and "Mama's Family" had a love child it would be @midnight. be in the audience when i get slimed! bit.ly/atmidnight
1060
become a member of Tom Sawyer's gang! (please don't tell the cops on us) instagram.com/p/BAVeTGADWX4/
1061
Tom Sawyer and i are working on a membership card for our band of robbers. here's the rough draft...
1062
grab your plastic sack disguises. @Band_of_Robbers opens in just 8 days!!!instagram.com/p/BARA9lmDWT_/
1063
i've got a real good feeling about 2016!
1064
happy new year's eve everyone. i'm looking at 2016 and it's going to be bright-hot and wonderful for all of us.
1065
i call this dance "the electric spaghetti." it was taught to me by a drunk toddler named saul. instagram.com/p/_5UouXGbCp/
1066
all grandpas love reuban sandwiches. if your grandpa doesn't love reubans he is probably just some ol' dude pretending to be your grandpa
1067
always refuse to let the holidays end! here is a still from when i directed #dirtsledding @thekillers @ryanpardey
1068
my agile nephew and i preparing to dazzle santa with our new acrobatic routine. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! i love you
1069
legitimately just heard someone with bells walking on my roof and i'm not sure if i should be jazzed or concerned.
1070
watch the extended version. it's infinitely better. dickens, kermit, and the real walt would agree. cinemablend.com/m/new/Why-Mupp…
1071
there are 2 versions of Muppets Christmas Carol and in one they cut what is arguably the most important scene. HELP! can anyone explain?
1073
put on your great grandma's sweater. IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!
1074
i made out in the backseat of a station wagon with @glamourmag glamour.com/entertainment/…
really good at decorating for holidays