976
i guess we just solved the mystery of why i'm not crazy about fiddles. that cute little guy had the shiniest little fiddle.
977
kept it a secret for a real long time but the pressure just finally got to me
978
just realized i'm straight up live tweeting st. patrick's day radio, also when i was 16 my friends and i accidentally ran over a leprechaun
979
zero percent to 10 percent. more than that only on st. patrick's day, weddings, or at themed funerals.
980
it literally horrified me as a kid and i think that's why now i prefer my music with only 10 percent fiddle
981
a little fiddle goes a long way. was anyone else scared of that banshee at the end of "darby o'gill and the little people"?
983
lotta "sailin away" on this station and a little too much fiddle
984
eating peanut butter from a jar and falling asleep on my floor listening to st. patricks themed pandora. what are you up to?
985
my impression of a sunburnt foot photographed by @vonswank
986
hate to laugh? good. come see me not be funny in "this show is not funny" saturday at 9pm at @ucbtla goo.gl/q8aAJO
987
@sleewatson @Frances_Fisher no better way to spend my birthday then in a jail cel with the marvelous @Frances_Fisher
989
thank you all for the birthday wishes and for making me feel like everyday is my birthday. here i am eating a candle
990
#gublertattootuesday a chalk drawing i did of minnie mouse now on @Marlee.jpg (instagram)
991
play this on loop at my funeral! vimeo.com/83259322
992
my head photographed by john michael fulton for @theroguemag
993
10 years ago i made a fake documentary series about myself & a lot of people, including my mom, didn't get the joke. m.youtube.com/watch?v=kmp5PI…
994
wanted to look sharp for my driver's license so i shaved with dad's razor but didn't know i cut my face and now i look like i eat humans
996
picture of lance henriksen from the most recent episode of criminal minds i just directed. coming out soon.
998
it's friday night y'all so you know what to do! melt some crayons and draw a picture of a baby.
999
#throwbackthursday to when i directed #dirtsledding for @thekillers and @ryanpardey (📸 by @photosalaquang)
1000
hey france, thanks for the statue of liberty!
really good at decorating for holidays