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after directing 10 episodes i finally found a way to sneak a star-fade into criminal minds #elliotspond
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in case you couldn't tell from the missing kid's style, i directed last night's @CrimMinds_CBS #elliotspond
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from now on i only post shirtless photos of myself looking dangerous #28daycryogenicnap
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was cryogenically frozen for 28 days and just woke up looking like this. what did i miss and where are my pants?
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spoiler alert! i peaked with that "moms love Downton Abbey, dads love downtown Arby's" tweet a few months back
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thanks @BuzzFeed you are too buzzkind
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mom is coming back from carpool! bit.ly/2d3S1z6
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i'm on this show. i talk fast, find clues, & shoot people in the elbow. i've also directed 10 super spooky episodes
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touché @pagetpaget show up to her house late at night with a smile and a pumpkin and wake up to a head on your porch
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it's officially fall! hold a candelabra and scare your mom!
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usually i say nothing, just hand the pumpkin & leave, but sometimes i come in to play pinball & eat all your snacks
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on the first day of fall i like to deliver pumpkins to friend's doorsteps late at night while dressed like this
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"elliot's pond" house that i just basically designed to look like my dream house
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directing my 10th episode of criminal minds. it's called "elliot's pond" and it's going to spook your socks off
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my alter ego (smirky von noodlehair) takes 47 selfies a day and only drinks luke warm smoothies
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#gublertattootuesday of a mermoth i once met in an old nevada ghost town
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#flashbackfriday to getting machete chopped on the belafonte
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#gublertattootuesday of a drawing i did of a girl dressed like minnie mouse
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sloth with a new haircut and a macdonald's necklace
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i just accidentally brushed my teeth with neosporin
really good at decorating for holidays