901
someone in japan just asked me if i was james franco's sister
902
dear America, thank u for letting a weird kid from the desert make a career out of being a weird kid from the desert m.youtube.com/watch?v=9BC1vM…
903
I love you America. thank you for making me who i am. happy birthday from Tokyo Disneyland! 🇺🇸🎉🇯🇵
904
this dude rules. we are probably gonna hang out in roppongi later tonight.
907
japanese zoo where the humans are in cages and the monkeys are maxin relaxin in trees
908
i'm not sure what's happening in this photo. all i know is that i ended up eating that nice man next to me.
909
your feed is clogged with photos of me dressed like a power ranger on a job interview
910
"i guess you could describe my look as colonel sanders meets satan"
912
the best way to blend in while visiting foreign countries is to...instagram.com/p/BHYibn1hl4o/
914
first stop in japan was the late night puppy store
916
back home at my favorite motel in the world
918
my favorite Anton performance. enjoy! m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrtkg5…
919
flabbergasted by the loss of Anton. he was a beacon of light. miss you brother. m.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ3IQZ…
921
...not snickerdoodle the cookie, snickerdoodle the dog that had rabies that lived next to me when i was little and bit my cousin frank
923
i find that molasses cookies age best in jeans but peanut butter is OK too.
924
it's best to keep no less than 2 cookies in your pocket at all times. 1 for you and another for you when you finish the first one.
really good at decorating for holidays