803
thinking of having pinky reduction surgery...again
804
in reference to that photo i just posted, i used to be a lesbian
806
...and written by the radical @benyorkjones p.s like how my sloppy screenshot makes it seem like we made a period western with cool hats?
807
i'm in this movie directed by the genius @drakedoremus and it's premiering at #Sundance. come build snowmen with us!
809
happy new years from eloise and her pet furby
812
merry Christmas from me and charles dickens! i hope everyone had a magical day filled with family, love, & pudding
813
Christmas a few years ago... instagram.com/p/BOc5f8KDL_H/
814
my dad, the james dean of orville redenbachers
815
seriously i've seen like 39 hallmark movies this year & everyone of them is about a mean realestate developer or a sled that needs polishing
816
whoever green-lights hallmark holiday movies got beat up by a lot of realestate developers as a kid
817
i love hallmark holiday movies more than your step-mom and aunt sally combined
818
found a tiny polaroid of myself dressed like arsenio hall and i don't know what it all means
819
my tv mom @janemarielynch is the Kanye of Christmas! (and my heart) janelynchchristmas.com
821
it's almost CHRISTMASSSSS! here is a painting i did a long time ago of santa's weird brother
822
all my family wants for Christmas is 4 me to stop dressing like a turn of the century raver when we're out in public
823
my dad picking his teeth with a fake witch finger
824
I've had these shoes (and feet) since high school and they both still fit.
really good at decorating for holidays