227
trick everyone into thinking you are a normal human by mastering nonchalant selfies so it doesn’t look like you are taking a fall foliage drive alone in a teddygram hat
229
what's with all these specific "days"? isn't everyday women's appreciation day?
233
kissing my new pet ferret moments before i found out it was actually just a stray rat eating stocking chocolates
235
my head photographed by john michael fulton for @theroguemag
237
happy easter. my six year old nephew staged this photo.
239
it's saturday! grab a tiny cup of coffee and pretend like you don't have a "young guns 2" poster in your bedroom
240
gourd bless whoever made this #GourdBoyMagazine
241
me, my dad, and a bloody puppet i made for a criminal minds episode i directed called “the lesson.” dads are cool!
242
let's all tap dance into 2018 with cold ankles but warm hearts!
243
sometimes i get kind of bummed out when I think about how all the Christmas songs I love where probably recorded in like june or something
245
rarely not blowing kisses from a bathtub
247
saturday afternoon pre-costume costume for mental relaxation
249
aloha-ha-ha hawaii (i’ve had this shirt since i was 9)
250
surf’s up 🏄 this shirt is made out of old mickey mouse sheets
really good at decorating for holidays