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"you can take the ninja out of the dojo but you can't take the ninja out of the ninja" - me #topninja
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i love you NY. my heart’s with you forever. 🇺🇸
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P.H.D (post Halloween depression) is real guys. i just woke up face down in a cornfield AND THIS IS NOT MAKEUP
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thank you to whoever wrote this fairly accurate description of how this @jonpauldouglass photo happened
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i once stayed in a jacuzzi for 9 months called my mom!
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season 13 finale this wed 10pm
reid’s thin mustache finally explained!
spoiler alert (it was once shemar’s eyebrow)
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remind me to never get a fidget spinner
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reunited with Macayo, one of my oldest and wisest friends. he says 2018 is going to be a perfect year and that my...
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i'm about to Halloween the heck out of your timeline
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i WILL show up at your house dressed like a top heavy leprechaun with a sack full of candy canes and slightly worn fleece slippers
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your feed is clogged with photos of me dressed like a power ranger on a job interview
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happy national puppy day. here are some photos of puppies walking on my face and eating my nose.
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happy February! i keep 3 gourds on my body at all times.
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i wish crispy was spelled crispi for no other reason than it's cuter that way
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i love you guys and you make me feel like everyday is my birthday
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i finally don’t look weird for still having my Christmas lights up
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driving to coachella but listening to the soundtrack from shrek
really good at decorating for holidays