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one smashed croissant in my pocket at all times
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accidentally stabbed a friend last night but a little later a different friend caught on fire and i put him out with my hand so i'm even
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i just accidentally brushed my teeth with neosporin
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I love you America. thank you for making me who i am. happy birthday from Tokyo Disneyland! 🇺🇸🎉🇯🇵
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me and my favorite big brother/life coach/pogo stick. (p.s he doesn't know i'm slightly peeing on his neck)
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happy birthday America! i love you so much! ❤️🇺🇸❤️
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just a totally normal bro wearing a lot of lavender while smooching his flamingo umbrella
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same haircut as my mom, same facial hair as my 15 year old cousin.
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thank you for all the thoughtful birthday wishes! here's a sonogram of me the day i was born.
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i have zero allegiance to any sports team but 100% allegiance to anyone who still has their Halloween decorations up
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if you like all your white shirts to be a light shade of pink hire me to do your laundry!
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the next #criminalminds is nuts! like that saved by the bell when the tall girl was on speed and just wanted 2 dance
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strange things are afoot in new orleans
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youtube.com/watch?v=HYI1T0… click for a beautiful song 💜🌚💜
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happy 3rd day of Christmas, 6th day of Hanukkah, and 57th day of Halloween
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gourd boy shout out to me not knowing how to use a self-timer
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CM season finale tonight. and it’s so good, and johnny mathis (your dad’s justin beiber) is in it, and i’m dressed like a magician, and johnny mathis is the best!
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after a 12 year hiatus the unauthorized documentaries are back youtu.be/0MQDfBHadUQ new episode tomorrow at 4pm
really good at decorating for holidays