926
I had an easier time suspending my disbelief that Danny Devito artificially impregnated Arnold Schwarzenegger than I did believing Robert DeNiro was an Irishman
927
Well it worked I already bought 50 boxes twitter.com/steak_umm/stat…
928
@Idubbbz I mean I don’t even know what to say...? YouTube, wtf?
929
YouTube how can you even walk when you shoot yourself in the foot this often? twitter.com/Idubbbz/status…
931
I am officially nominating Bill Murray’s “Scrooged” for the most underrated Christmas classic 🥰🎄
932
I mean...it’s all here?
1) Ride on Bull
2) Waddle ®
3) Stable 4-Leg Design
What more could you want?
933
Show of hands who all on the Northeast is talkin’ bout:
934
Anyone else get the emergency Squall warning?
937
@Mike_Matei I 100% agree on this and I don’t understand why it’s considered some “hot take”. People hide behind arguments like “just let people play how they want” to excuse mediocrity. There has to be SOME standard, even if the game design is considered archaic by today’s standards.
938
I won’t lie, this is defintiely me regretting logging onto twitter for the 8000th time:
939
It’s been a fun night everyone, really learned lots, but it’s far too late and I must sleep now...
But just remember ONE thing: if you mistake a shit for a fart and accidentally shit yourself while farting in the company of others, don’t worry, the feeling of dread will not pass
940
Just enjoying a beautiful morning ‘cuppa tea in the Yorkshire Dales ☕️ Hope you’re all out there enjoying life too. Stay beautiful.
941
Happy New Year everyone, thanks for making this an unforgettably strange decade 😎🥂🍾
942
VAPE MUGGINGS AND BEATINGS IN THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. PURE VAPE ANARCHY.
943
So I take it my Nissan Sentra isn’t covered here?
944
Whenever people post “RARE FOOTAGE” in the title of a YouTube video I’m like well not anymore dipshit lmao high five if you agree
945
I’m going to have to get the oil cart again, aren’t I? twitter.com/netflix/status…
946
I seriously can’t believe what science is capable of now
947
RIP Kobe 😞... I grew up in LA and my dad and I used to watch him on TV and see him play at the staples center. A man who was in a league of his own! We were lucky to have such a legend represent our little(big) city. Sad day...
948
That feeling right before you have to sneeze but you can’t sneeze
949
Can someone please just tell me what kind dark magic fucking incantation is required to open one of these demonic things because I have never been able to do it correctly in my entire life lol
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