876
Found a chick tract at a convenience store down in southern Virginia, and all I can say is the world lost this man too soon
877
If it helps I didn’t know that the last of us #1 even had multiplayer also I’m still boycotting you how do you think you’re going to get away with this twitter.com/Naughty_Dog/st…
878
I haven’t read this but I’m nearly certain this means that she is a scammer
880
Thank god they usually only have “Brooklyn Thin Crust” flavor
881
Apple’s decision to remove 3D Touch from the iPhone 11 was what I’d call, in the words of Bugs Bunny, “Bad, Doc!” [citation needed]
882
Whoever did this we are not looking to press charges please just return it to where you found it
883
People say if you write something down you are statistically more likely to remember it, and I’m like wtf why should I bother writing it down if I’m just going to remember it anyways
884
I’m really glad I had the subtitles on for this one
885
Forgot to tweet this from the launch of the GOOP video, what a perfect lineup 😂 twitter.com/AhmadAf7066276…
886
A lie can get halfway around the world before it realizes it might have left the stove on
890
This is beyond irresponsible, what if I accidentally pour myself a cup of coffee when I meant it to be a cup of strychnine?
891
“NEVER AGAIN accidentally leave a detached guesthouse to your estranged son”
892
Me waiting for some free time to play that game I’ve been meaning to get to
893
Me ready and waiting to finally have that argument I made up in my own mind
894
Get ready for 🎃HALLOWEEN🎃 with a NEW VID: youtu.be/KTiRjQZbUfU
895
Woah, #1 trending!!? I will truly never be able to express how much joy it brings me that so many of you care about the reality of actual real not fake ghosts 😭😭🙏🏻👻🎉
896
Me waiting to stop appreciating all of you out there
898
I think they were going for “Cute” with this hotel room lamp but it came out a bit more “Dark Souls Boss”
899
Mother of god you’ve gone and done it 😂😂😂 twitter.com/hozzol/status/…
900
I got to marry the love of my life this weekend. Thanks @Chazoo92 for making me an eternally lucky man!! 💍💖✨
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