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Starting the honeymoon off right.
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Hot damn! @daysinn your marketing team is killing it!!! Better offer them a raise before your competitors snatch them up 🤩.
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I nearly cancelled my Chicken McNugget subscription over this...I mean...being fans of U2???
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Like if today u just give no effs!! like this dude down here lmao
908
I slipped and fell down my entire set of stairs yesterday and walked away with just a minor scratch, since then I’ve just been living my life like:
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Sonic’s new design looks perfect, this is the worst thing that’s ever happened.
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WATCH as I race professional NASCAR driver @GarrettSmithley! Don't miss this event of the century right here on YouTube: youtu.be/4KmOVhv_bsU
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What a wild ride! Thanks again to @GarrettSmithley and @NASCAR for making it happen! 🏎💨🏁
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Programmers using their advanced algorithms to prevent unwanted infiltration by Artifical Intelligence:
“HEY ASSHOLE, GUESS WHICH ONE THESE LOW QUALITY JPEGS IS A TRAFFIC LIGHT”
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If a cop asks you, “How many beers have you had tonight, sir?” and you say, “eiπ” you MIGHT be a calc major!
Editors note: I wasted 45 minutes of my life writing this tweet so now you all have to suffer by seeing it too I’m sorry thank you good night see you tomorrow everyone 😜
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Honestly at this point I would give anything just to watch Valve announce “Half Life 2: Episode 4” with a straight face
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“Pokémon Blue was amazing for its time but when I went back and played it I got bored pretty fast.”
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.@h3h3productions hey Ethan just a heads up I think Papa’s House might need a welfare check... have you talked to Bo lately? 🍕😐 twitter.com/dstnbrwr/statu…
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You KNOW some kid somewhere out there accidentally chromecasted porn on his mom’s TV and things weren’t the same for like 2 weeks afterwards
920
I think the Presidential Turkey Pardoning is the only American tradition more fucked up than Cyber Monday
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“What the fuck did u say to my girl, dawg?”
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Happy Turkey Day, everyone! To celebrate, I have hereby posted a short clip from my brand spanking new video...that you can watch on my YouTube channel NOWWW!! 🥴🦧🦃 (so what’re u waitin’ for??)
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It’s already been a year!? 😵 That one went by fast... Thanks, Phil! Same 2 u 💪🏻😎 twitter.com/philswiftontv/…
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