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Wait those were STEREOTYPES?! I thought I was watching a livestream of Irish Parliament.
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Do you know I finally watched The Last Jedi and I feel like it was the cinematic equivalent of ISIS smashing up a museum
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This is getting ridiculous, man in UK found guilty for making a joke online, facing jail time. Non-partisan issue, sets a dangerous precedent, sad day for the state of free speech. uk.news.yahoo.com/youtube-comedi…
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@pewdiepie I hope they put the pug in the slammer with him too! We can't have canine hate speech spreading ideas to innocent dogs like Edgar.
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youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8j… This gave me a massive hard on. I thought these only existed in weird CGI worlds...
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Yet another winter storm for New York City! Happy Spring everyone LEL
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So Skype just released some kind of Bot that talks to you and I’m not convinced it’s not the Government surveillance and/or Mark Zuckerberg
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The fact that it posted an ‘epic’ reaction gif of a pantless boy dancing is going to keep me up for a few nights I think
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MR. ZUCKERBERG WE CAN SEE YOU TYPING IN THE VAN FROM OUR WINDOW PLEASE DECIST twitter.com/xp4r4n0idx/sta…
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@h3h3productions Btw if you're going to talk shit on me at least @ me
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes, turns out I don't get to join the 27 club after all. :(
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BREAKING: “Local sandwich forced to advertise the corpses of his fallen brethren for human consumption” Turkey Club spokesman says.
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Yesterday I sat down in my car with two oversized bottles of alcohol, ripping my pants down the crotch completely in the process, at that exact moment someone tapped on my car window and said “ARE YOU JONTRON?”. I was very tempted to say no.
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When you’re mad but you’re trying to be avant-garde about it
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See, my story checks out!! twitter.com/jsparkysteel/s…
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This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year. Props to whoever edited this masterpiece of pure terror. twitter.com/myhtopoeic/sta…
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It’s a good thing the media told me the media doesn’t have an agenda or I’d be like...worried or something!
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I’m glad Brian May is finally transforming into Isaac Newton. Makes sense as he is an astrophysicist...
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If you’re in the mood: one of Queen’s most underrated songs, “39”. Written by Brian May on the subject of Time Dilation due to light speed travel. Lovely and powerful lyrics youtu.be/kE8kGMfXaFU
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Was looking at some Los Angeles rentals and I think I just got punk’d
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Why the fuck do they make games like this now, the PS4 version of Final Fantasy 9 has god mode cheats at the push of a button on the start menu. What’s the fucking point of playing them game then???
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“Help us, God our Savior,
for the glory of your name;
deliver us and forgive our sins
for your name’s sake.” - Psalm 79:9
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Guys would you stop being so negative, I don’t see how military action in the Middle East predicated on unsubstantiated claims has ever gone wrong before??
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I’m scared to click but I know I have to...
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