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I literally do not remember doing this. My brain must have tried to protect me from the memory 😥 twitter.com/crantime/statu…
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@h3h3productions I was trying to stay clear of piling on the guy but Jesus at this point it seems like he’s just asking for it
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Do you know there just aren't enough Star Wars and Marvel films
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Do you think they'll finally make the film where Han Solo's fetus meets Chewie's fetus and then they fuck Brian (from Family Guy)?
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Has Spiderman been rebooted this week yet? Just asking to see if anyone knows.
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I am in a library that also is a bar that plays live music and all I’m saying is where the fuck was this when I was writing my term papers
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Ok I can’t even lie turtles in time fucking sweet
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It’s a shame to think how many subtle jokes get lost in “iPhone -> Android” emoji translation...
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Making your mid-life crisis fun and easy!
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When you secretly catch your daughter pole dancing in her bedroom instead of studying to get her bachelors degree
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We had a good old fashioned Nor’Easter yesterday (Big storm in the northeast region) and a giant branch impaled the ground in my backyard. I’m glad it wasn’t MY FACE.
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#newprofilepic might delete later feeling cute RN
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The new Dark Souls is looking really intense
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My god...they're trying to set the entire world to 'WUMBO'.
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Thank god — i thought she was using psychic telecommunication to speak through Dolphins again
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@Jeff_like_Feff Currently in Queens
Proof:
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“Rice Krispies: Never Repeat What You’ve Seen Here!”
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Just found out not only does “Ni No Kuni 2” exist, but it’s coming out a day before by birthday
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The ladder may take it as a sign of weakness and attack
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One of my favorite behind the scenes pics of my crew. Reviewing footage for the ending scene of VR Troopers in Chinatown, NY.
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