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So does anybody have an update on what the groundhog did this year I haven’t been checking
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P E A K C A P I T A L I S M
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🎵May all of last year be forgot, and ne’er come to miiiind!!!🎵
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More like cyberBUNK 20-my ass!!!!
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I don’t understand how all these hotels stay in business while offering free Wi-Fi
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Some people just want to watch the world burn... t.co/1mkTP3HM1B
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I don’t get it, why would anyone NOT litter their property with passive aggressive and/or brain dead lawn signs? Is there some kind of downside to NOT polluting the public space with gigantic obnoxious placards that let me know everything you’re thinking? Asking for a friend?
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Turns out there is a God twitter.com/YouTube/status…
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The Zombie Royale mode in @CallofDuty Modern Warfare is genuinely some of the most fun I’ve had since Warzone first came out. Hats off to @InfinityWard for consistently knocking it out of the park these days. PS: PLEASE MAKE IT A PERMANENT MODE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😁😁😁
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My favorite scene from Shrek 5 is when Donkey and Princess Fiona forcefully check Shrek into rehab and “Accidentally in Love With the CoCo” starts playing through the facility’s intercom system
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I would like to give a massive shout out to Nintendo for continuously ruining my life for what seems like no reason or perhaps spite ✌🏻🙏🏻
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Nintendo Staffer: Hurry! Miyamoto-san! This $60 Switch port of an 18 YEAR OLD MARIO GAME is running BETTER THAN A CALCULATOR.
Miyamoto: NANI DESUNE!!? (ʘ言ʘ╬)
Nintendo Staffer: 𝒜𝓃𝒹... Smash Bros Online is 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖.
Miyamoto: *Inputs Nuclear Codes*