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Pretty much thought you should all have this
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My wife’s new jewelry store “FEMPOP!” has now officially launched! She worked very hard on everything and it looks great, so if you’re into things like GUMMY BEAR EARRINGS and OTHER WEIRD THINGS FOR GIRLS well dammit this is your one stop shop. 😁🎊 (A gift for a loved one??😉😉) twitter.com/fempop_officia…
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I’m gonna tell my kids this was the Nintendo Switch
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“Hey I have a fun idea let’s go to the ocean and get covered in sand that will never come off” - Things Uttered Only By Psychopaths
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Don’t count your eggs before they are alive
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The Modern Automatic Car Wash: Part Chore, Part Carnival Ride.
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Coolio definitely peaked with the Kenan and Kel Intro Theme, but honestly how could you expect anyone to top that? 🤷♂️
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Ok...but for real...New episode of "The Pissed Off Angry Hardcore Gamer" When???
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Does this mean we finally get to finish Sonic 06?
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That feeling when you randomly decide to boot up Doom Eternal and find out that your life previously held no meaning
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🇪🇺: Hey what should we design the European Union HQ building to look like?
🤔: The Tower of Babel.
🇪🇺: You mean the one where all the nations of Earth tried to work together and failed and god killed them all and sent them to hell?
🤔: Yeah that’s the one.
🇪🇺: Perfect.
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Like, Belgium isn’t actually a real country though, right?
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Nobody:
Literally No One:
Actually Literally Not a Single Human Soul:
Twitter: BrB DeStRoYiNg CiViLiZaTioN
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Is anyone really shocked about what happened to Pepe Le Pew given how many times his name has appeared on Epstein's flight logs...smdh...
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Me deciding to check twitter for the first time in ages today:
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By far my favorite thing about modern delivery apps is the part at the end when you get sent a serial killer stalker POV shot of the outside your house at night with the text “outside :)”.
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“What is this?? A Cathedral for FRANKS!?”
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You know what they say, the definition of insanity is
/noun/
1the state of being seriously mentally ill; madness
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No way!!! 😱 Already?? I don’t know about you guys but personally I can’t wait to add another blank space to my collection. 🤩 twitter.com/IGN/status/136…
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“Dr. Fauci Explains Why We May Still be Triple Masking Our Assholes Well Into 2024 - CNN Exclusive”
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The best part about snow that doesn’t melt quickly is it shows, contrary to popular belief, that your neighborhood is actually about 67% dog piss and 10% [???]
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