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I’m not sure homeschooling is going to cut it this day and age, do they have off-planet schooling?
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The normies are about to wake up to a magical day aren’t they
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@RealYungCripp Sometimes I wish God crippled your mouth instead
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Literally came online for the first time in like 10 days thanks for letting me down again everyone
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I legitimately just woke up from a fever dream that consisted of an entire film starring Mel Gibson which does not actually exist, AND it even had two breathtaking plot twists that I was not expecting. Wtf??
Definitely Mel’s best work to date, two thumbs up 👍🏻 👍🏻
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I’m sure the line for cigarettes is just really long
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Your phone’s Face ID just after you’ve woken up:
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Today we're simplifying *HIGHLY OVERLY COMPLEX* corporate logos🤩(FULL VIDEO ON YOUTUBE😘)
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What do you guys think of my new corporate branding? #LowestCommonDenominator
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Ok, actually, thinking about it I think it’s statistically impossible that we’re ALL gamers
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Anyone who uses the term “glamping” is a degenerate and also probably a degenerate
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That face when when you know what you have to do but you don’t know if you have the strength to do it…
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It’s June everybody, and you know what that mean, fuck June, it’s hot
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I’m gonna tell my parents this is Bitcoin
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Just found out Boxing Day has nothing to do with Boxing or Boxes and to say the least I feel devastated and betrayed
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Not to get political: but I goddamn love u bastards (beer)
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I bet you feel pretty dumb now LMAO!! 🤣🤣🤣
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