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I am in a library that also is a bar that plays live music and all I’m saying is where the fuck was this when I was writing my term papers
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Has Spiderman been rebooted this week yet? Just asking to see if anyone knows.
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Do you think they'll finally make the film where Han Solo's fetus meets Chewie's fetus and then they fuck Brian (from Family Guy)?
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Do you know there just aren't enough Star Wars and Marvel films
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@h3h3productions I was trying to stay clear of piling on the guy but Jesus at this point it seems like he’s just asking for it
633
I literally do not remember doing this. My brain must have tried to protect me from the memory 😥 twitter.com/crantime/statu…
635
Why haven’t they just made game consoles where you can swap the graphics cards for better hardware like a PC. Xbox One X proved the concept works its not that difficult. DO IT ALREADY.
636
I feel attacked. twitter.com/paradox949/sta…
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If the correct way to spell it is “Colour” then explain this, losers
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You know that the 80s were superior because you were allowed to name your band "Bananarama" and no one would submit you to a mental instutition
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(That is not a threat by the way that is in fact the state's official words of welcome 😂)
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Visited New Hampshire recently and I can't stop thinking about it. What an absolutely beautiful state, can't believe it took me this long to pay a visit. LIVE FREE OR DIE 🏛️🔫
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It has been solved twitter.com/groundcroove/s…
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@ChrisRGun Ahaha, you bastard. This is one of my favorites. It's uncanny isn't it.
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Woah — does the louvre know you stole this?? twitter.com/huffle_creampu…
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The new corn flakes mascot makes me feel old 😭
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I have no idea why I tweeted this it’s very late I lost 5 league of legends matches in a row and my left ear just started ringing
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Friendly reminder that if someone starts a tweet with “friendly reminder” it’s most likely not a friendly reminder
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@h3h3productions Twitter Moments is literally pushing an agenda 24/7 365 days a year. I don’t know how anyone stands it
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Carrot cake is a fraud. Why are you trying to get the calories of cake but eat the food of a vegetable???
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