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😎😎😎 Looks like Jimmy Kimmel forgot to upload today boys😎😎😎 twitter.com/donny_wndr/sta…
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone post the word “cameltoe” in my comments today
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LOL only just realized my typo xD. RIP YOKO
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✅Ants
✅Roaches
✅Spiders
✅Multi-Colored Asian Lady Beatles
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There's only one thing to do after stuffing yourself with all that Thanksgiving turkey-- WORKOUT BABY youtu.be/qXivpclxftM
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Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours! This year I’m thankful I found my Power Rangers underwear from 9 years ago. What are you thankful for!? (I’m not thankful I’m scared) 🦃🦃🦃
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Bring Back Crazy Frog Bring Back Crazy Frog Bring Back Crazy Frog Bring Back Crazy Frog Bring Back Crazy Frog Bring Back Crazy Frog Bring Back Crazy Frog Bring Back Crazy Frog Bring Back Crazy Frog Bring Back Crazy Frog Bring Back Crazy Frog Bring Back Crazy Frog Bring Back Crazy
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@ChrisRGun I think it might be for the best, Chris
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That’s definitely going on my wall 😊👏 absolutely horrific twitter.com/lordgood_/stat…
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I feel like I just saw this emoji commit a serious crime
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I love that Paul Revere was apparently just Jack Black living a past life.
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“I am also currently attending ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’ style brain cleansing to forget who he is. Would give update but will have forgotten what update is about.”
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Maybe we should just start asking who *DIDN’T* take their penis out and start rubbing it on everyone in sight? Probably would get through it a lot quicker.
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🎶When I wake up, yes I know I wanna be I wanna be the man who tweets cancer to you,
When I go out, yes I know I wanna be I wanna be the man who goes and ruins your TL,
But I would tweet 280 chars,
And I would tweet 280 more,
Just to be the man who tweets a thousand times to—🎶
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The news is currently debating what Lebron James meant when he tweeted the “Arthur Fist Meme”. This is the world we live in.
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I wonder if she specializes in Glaucoma 😏
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Has anyone made a sitcom porno parody called "Parks and Procreation" yet? The Seinfeld one is getting boring...
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HOLY SHIT YES twitter.com/warcraft/statu…
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Easily the best feature of the iPhone X is the ability to become a talking facially-tracked excrement (WTF)
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This was my favorite Halloween acquisition this year. (INB4 candy corn sperging)
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Fucking tragic. Hope the bastard who did it gets his day in hell. washingtonpost.com/news/worldview…
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I dunno if any of you are too young to remember “.... . .-. . / -.-. --- -- . / -.. .- - / -... --- ..”
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Damn kids are on their phones all day while I’m over here like
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