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Sorry if I’m late just trying to find out, did x ever end up giving it to us?
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British Propaganda once again trying to subvert our national security
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Was not expecting such an epic twist ending to this tweet twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
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I feel like I had a nightmare like this once youtu.be/abltbGT63O8
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Not sure if I’m liking the direction they went with “Bad Boys III”
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God DAMN it's raining today! I may need an ark...
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That’s my new gig twitter.com/lunarponyo/sta…
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When has day-time tv NOT been the solution to simple problems like this?
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I’m scared to click but I know I have to...
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Guys would you stop being so negative, I don’t see how military action in the Middle East predicated on unsubstantiated claims has ever gone wrong before??
586
“Help us, God our Savior,
for the glory of your name;
deliver us and forgive our sins
for your name’s sake.” - Psalm 79:9
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Why the fuck do they make games like this now, the PS4 version of Final Fantasy 9 has god mode cheats at the push of a button on the start menu. What’s the fucking point of playing them game then???
588
Was looking at some Los Angeles rentals and I think I just got punk’d
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If you’re in the mood: one of Queen’s most underrated songs, “39”. Written by Brian May on the subject of Time Dilation due to light speed travel. Lovely and powerful lyrics youtu.be/kE8kGMfXaFU
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I’m glad Brian May is finally transforming into Isaac Newton. Makes sense as he is an astrophysicist...
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It’s a good thing the media told me the media doesn’t have an agenda or I’d be like...worried or something!
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This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year. Props to whoever edited this masterpiece of pure terror. twitter.com/myhtopoeic/sta…
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See, my story checks out!! twitter.com/jsparkysteel/s…
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When you’re mad but you’re trying to be avant-garde about it
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Yesterday I sat down in my car with two oversized bottles of alcohol, ripping my pants down the crotch completely in the process, at that exact moment someone tapped on my car window and said “ARE YOU JONTRON?”. I was very tempted to say no.
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BREAKING: “Local sandwich forced to advertise the corpses of his fallen brethren for human consumption” Turkey Club spokesman says.
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes, turns out I don't get to join the 27 club after all. :(
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@h3h3productions Btw if you're going to talk shit on me at least @ me
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MR. ZUCKERBERG WE CAN SEE YOU TYPING IN THE VAN FROM OUR WINDOW PLEASE DECIST twitter.com/xp4r4n0idx/sta…
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