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Y’all ever sing about how much you love hot sauce at 2 AM just me ok
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@anthonypadilla All I know is Billy Joel could die at 117 years old and it would still be too young
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Me when a bar’s beer selection is 90% IPAs
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Olde School Hip Hop was so much realer god damn! 🎶
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Scotland doing its job protecting innocent eyes
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“Cometh all, let us take a ride.
Doth you protest? Just step inside.
It is time to take your flipside on another kind of trip.
For one cannot have the hop if he does not posses the hip.” - Roman Statesman ‘Coolius’ at Imperial Address 176 C.E.
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I love you all like the brother of my son’s father I never had
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STATE👏🏻ENFORCED👏🏻SHANIA👏🏻TWAIN👏🏻FANDOM👏🏻
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Many outraged, citing, “Now instead of avoiding ONE California I have to avoid THREE!” twitter.com/abc7newsbayare…
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MUST... RESIST... INNAPROPRIATE... LAUGHTER
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They’re spying on babies now SMH this country is going to shit!!
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This is unjust god dammit twitter.com/Jacob_Pinecone…
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I'll take "Things You Literally Wouldn't Believe in 1992" for 500, Alex.
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Holy crap, what an unexpected surprise!! Looking forward to this one!! #E3
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Actually I think best rebrand probably goes to “When Prince Changed His Name To A Literal Fucking Symbol”
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“IHOb” is the best rebranding since “Snoop Lion”
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Without the Norton Tricontagon how will you ever secure your home against cyber burglars
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What a blunder! Everyone knows you have to use the alien laser sounds from toy pistols!
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Sometimes it blows my mind how many different languages there are on Earth, and how different they all sound from each other. No two languages ended up sounding the same, except maybe ones that are very close cousins.
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