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When bae says u can't order Chinese at 1 in the morning
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I went to Target and they ran out of Honey Nut Cheerios do I panic is this a national emergency I wasn’t trained for this
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Nah but seriously if you’ve never tried mindfulness meditation give it a try it’ll change your life
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That car looks at least 3 times as fun as the game itself. twitter.com/Cinder5Bye5/st…
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Beautifully written and insightful article about Classic WoW and how it ties into the state of modern social media. Highly reccommend a read if you’ve got 20 minutes to spare. invenglobal.com/articles/5831/…
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“Your delivery could not be processed as the restaurant is no longer taking orders at this time.”
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Everyone is talking about Luigi being dead but I’m just over here trying to forget that I saw Kapp’n unfeelingly drive Mario to his doom against his will.
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Can whoever made humidity please reconsider their decision
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Um...yeah...I was hoping for a port of Mario Sunshine but I guess this will work...
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It’s #InternationalBeerDay today. But not NATIONAL Beer Day, which is April 7th. So don’t fuck that up and celebrate something international nationally you fucking loser.
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@Boogie2988 “I dunno maybe I shoulda just turned around”
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This must be that "Smart Marketing" I've been hearing about
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“Because I enjoy worse versions of good things”
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This is not the kind of view I was expecting on my flight when I booked that window seat
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Driving is so annoying but it’s not like you’re NOT gonna drive. What are you gonna do, walk?! While all these other assholes are using steel horse carriages to get ahead!? Basically what I’m saying is let’s return to feudalism.
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Thank you, Denmark, for an unforgettable experience! And also for nearly killing me with endless gangs of fast moving bicycles 🇩🇰❤️!
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Ahaha, simply beautiful 😂. Arby’s has no idea what hit ‘em. twitter.com/danielxg3n369/…
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*smiles snidely while touring guests through mansion* “Why yes, that is my limited edition ‘Hey You, Pikachu’ N64...so funny you noticed...”
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