476
Giving it to a Brit and watching them explain at length how much better Cadbury chocolate is in comparison?
477
Danish ice-cream marketing is miles ahead of the rest of the world, imho
481
Has anyone ever been sent to prison for killing time lmao
482
There is so much anger in this world and I am fucking pissed off about it
483
“Do not fear, grown one. Our fate is in the hands of the creator, now.”
484
Good progress here but even merely seeing the shape of a water pistol makes me start to just get kinda crazy and black out sporadically — can we please replace this emoji with “wacky spitballs” in 2019? (reminds me of being bullied in 2nd Period Math but I can handle it I think)
485
“What if I just fucking did it what if I just actually crushed this ship lol”
486
Been in Stockholm like 10 minutes and I have felt nonstop sexually harassed
490
This is the most metal thing I've seen in a long time
491
Every time I see this beer in my fridge I feel like I just accidentally insulted a Puerto Rican man and he’s clapped back at me
492
Holy cr*p I just remembered about Taco Bell dog!
493
Congratulations to France for winning the #WorldCupFinal But also how dare France win anything while I’m watching
494
I feel for Southern California right now. I can't handle 75 degrees...
496
I hope everyone is having a fabulous Fourth of July celebration in this beautiful country of ours! (Canadians please do not read or come near this tweet thank you for your cooperation)
497
My heart is literally pounding right now, I think I'm going to be rich I think this it it
498
A film hasn’t affected me in a long time the way “Goodbye Christopher Robin” did. Masterful filmmaking. Will be remembering that one.
499
Social media is so much easier to handle if you learn to die before it was invented
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When a meme you knew for years starts getting popular all of a sudden
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