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People say if you write something down you are statistically more likely to remember it, and I’m like wtf why should I bother writing it down if I’m just going to remember it anyways
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Whoever did this we are not looking to press charges please just return it to where you found it
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Apple’s decision to remove 3D Touch from the iPhone 11 was what I’d call, in the words of Bugs Bunny, “Bad, Doc!” [citation needed]
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Thank god they usually only have “Brooklyn Thin Crust” flavor
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I haven’t read this but I’m nearly certain this means that she is a scammer
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If it helps I didn’t know that the last of us #1 even had multiplayer also I’m still boycotting you how do you think you’re going to get away with this twitter.com/Naughty_Dog/st…
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Found a chick tract at a convenience store down in southern Virginia, and all I can say is the world lost this man too soon
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I made a video about Goop, please enjoy:
youtu.be/BnpdoAIhiyo
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The only guy I knew who was impeach was James and that thing was fucking massive
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Agreed, it’s way too easy!! They should have to pay a hobo to go buy it for them like we all did, the entitled brats. twitter.com/AndrewYang/sta…
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Ok, I admit, you’re right... without the free market how else am I gonna buy front row tickets to the sixth mass extinction on stubhub!? twitter.com/Raf_eColii/sta…
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Simply amazing, brings a smile to my face! Hopefully leaders around the world will wake up and see that the time for action is now. Good luck out there everyone! #ClimateStrike twitter.com/GretaThunberg/…
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I understand the idea of making verified channels easier to see visually, and don’t mind it to be honest, but I don’t see why you’ve taken this opportunity to un-verify channels that were previously verified and not impersonators? Please fix this because it feels very arbitrary. twitter.com/TeamYouTube/st…
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You know things are going well when you start taking count of how many times you’ve taken a deuce at the same Connecticut Highway rest stop
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Video game tutorial that’s taking too long to finish:
Me, an Englishman:
“GET TO THE...”
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Goodnight to everyone except the spider hiding in my windshield that descended upon me while I was driving
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I hate when I’m jamming to “A girl worth fighting for” from Mulan and then before they sing the final note of the song they all stop suddenly because they discover a city of charred corpses JUST FINISH THE DAMN SONG FIRST JFC
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I didn’t know how much I wanted or needed this, thank you twitter.com/KeeganZIP/stat…
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Just going to leave this one here for you without any context
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Would you actually be STUPID enough to miss out on your *FREE* HOT STONE VOLCANIC MUD CUPPING?
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