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Show of hands who all on the Northeast is talkin’ bout:
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I mean...it’s all here?
1) Ride on Bull
2) Waddle ®
3) Stable 4-Leg Design
What more could you want?
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I am officially nominating Bill Murray’s “Scrooged” for the most underrated Christmas classic 🥰🎄
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YouTube how can you even walk when you shoot yourself in the foot this often? twitter.com/Idubbbz/status…
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@Idubbbz I mean I don’t even know what to say...? YouTube, wtf?
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Well it worked I already bought 50 boxes twitter.com/steak_umm/stat…
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I had an easier time suspending my disbelief that Danny Devito artificially impregnated Arnold Schwarzenegger than I did believing Robert DeNiro was an Irishman
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It’s already been a year!? 😵 That one went by fast... Thanks, Phil! Same 2 u 💪🏻😎 twitter.com/philswiftontv/…
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Happy Turkey Day, everyone! To celebrate, I have hereby posted a short clip from my brand spanking new video...that you can watch on my YouTube channel NOWWW!! 🥴🦧🦃 (so what’re u waitin’ for??)
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“What the fuck did u say to my girl, dawg?”
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I think the Presidential Turkey Pardoning is the only American tradition more fucked up than Cyber Monday
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You KNOW some kid somewhere out there accidentally chromecasted porn on his mom’s TV and things weren’t the same for like 2 weeks afterwards
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.@h3h3productions hey Ethan just a heads up I think Papa’s House might need a welfare check... have you talked to Bo lately? 🍕😐 twitter.com/dstnbrwr/statu…
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“Pokémon Blue was amazing for its time but when I went back and played it I got bored pretty fast.”
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Honestly at this point I would give anything just to watch Valve announce “Half Life 2: Episode 4” with a straight face
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If a cop asks you, “How many beers have you had tonight, sir?” and you say, “eiπ” you MIGHT be a calc major!
Editors note: I wasted 45 minutes of my life writing this tweet so now you all have to suffer by seeing it too I’m sorry thank you good night see you tomorrow everyone 😜
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Programmers using their advanced algorithms to prevent unwanted infiltration by Artifical Intelligence:
“HEY ASSHOLE, GUESS WHICH ONE THESE LOW QUALITY JPEGS IS A TRAFFIC LIGHT”
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What a wild ride! Thanks again to @GarrettSmithley and @NASCAR for making it happen! 🏎💨🏁
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WATCH as I race professional NASCAR driver @GarrettSmithley! Don't miss this event of the century right here on YouTube: youtu.be/4KmOVhv_bsU
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Sonic’s new design looks perfect, this is the worst thing that’s ever happened.
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