576
How can you enter a public area with a selfie stick. Have you no shame. Have you no humanity.
577
When I accidentally type “No” instead of “Np” while texting someone
578
Absolutley disgusting. Two free throws must go directly to Air-Bud.
579
Can't you see it was all just practice for my interview with Breitbart!!! #fooledyouall
580
I'm very happy to announce that I am in a flourishing long-term relationship with a Twitter Pornbot, guys. Miracles can happen.
582
NEW VIDEO on DUMB ONLINE PURCHASES that cause great BUYERS REMORSE. Also a little surprise at the end. ENJOY!! youtu.be/YPIzv_01GHk
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NEW VIDEO! Join me as I adventure through the mystical lands of New England! Click here to watch: youtu.be/ll3t8AUJX8M
586
I went to Target and they ran out of Honey Nut Cheerios do I panic is this a national emergency I wasn’t trained for this
588
My heart is literally pounding right now, I think I'm going to be rich I think this it it
589
My pilot just came on the intercom and told a guy to stop vaping in the cabin upon punishment of federal law, and realistically I wouldn’t have it any other way?
590
Merry Christmas everyone don't scream it will be alright
591
Gwyneth is back and she’s GOOPIER than ever! New Video on “The Goop Lab” live on my channel now: youtu.be/UxIoZ1omTKY
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.@YouTube @YTCreators Hi, just a quick concern, my video on Kid Nation (youtu.be/YuRYaTVSuhs) got a copyright claim, so I tried to edit out the claimed area using your built in tool, but now the video just shows as "unavailable" and support couldn't help. Can you help/DM? Thx!
593
When you hate your job but you’re trying to hold it together and look alive
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"Wait? You're just gonna throw that out??" - The State of Arizona
595
Guys I don't want to get too political here...but I really think Rick Moranis should do another "Honey I Shrunk The Kids" movie
596
Guys, hate to break it to you, supporting an entire gender on virtue of its gender is something called "SEXIST".
597
In summary: I didn’t know about all the shady pay 2 win stuff at the launch of Battlefront II, I missed that whole thing lol. I thought people just didn’t like it because it had loot boxes and people always complain about those. So far what I played is really fun though. 👍🏻
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No way! I think one of my bird's seeds grew from inside the drain 😱😱😱
600
I wonder if they came back to life and saw a man marching on DC wearing a pink pussy on his head how fast they would eat cyanide
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