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Twitter is like cocaine if cocaine gave you a slow grinding cancerous death and didnt give you the good parts of cocaine
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@Totalbiscuit Sad beyond words to hear this news. You fought like hell John, Rest In Peace.
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This is beyond irresponsible, what if I accidentally pour myself a cup of coffee when I meant it to be a cup of strychnine?
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These two bastards must have really pissed someone off
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So I take it my Nissan Sentra isn’t covered here?
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Just can't sleep cause I'm thinkin' about Carlton from Fresh Prince and about how much I love Carlton basically
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They’re spying on babies now SMH this country is going to shit!!
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Oh and I hope no one was injured as well, hadn’t heard anything about that thus far
559
I made a video about boating(?) and boating licenses(??) or something, I don't really know what to say but you can watch it on my YouTube channel if you want to lose some brain cells: youtu.be/ZMD-6K40lTs
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My Twitter timeline has something on it besides Donald Trump, is this real?
561
I accidentally paused on a gif of some cat, had to double take cause it was too perfect 😂. He is displeased.
562
Guys.......I'm coming clean....I am fake news.
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No but for real the Persona 4 & 5 soundtracks are absolute bangers lmao, I can’t stop listening to them lol
565
I'll take "Things You Literally Wouldn't Believe in 1992" for 500, Alex.
567
Has Spiderman been rebooted this week yet? Just asking to see if anyone knows.
568
I’m honeslty in love with my Nintendo Switch. I just wish they would release some virtual console games on it.
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Nickelback has and always will be ROCK AND ROLL!!!
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Many outraged, citing, “Now instead of avoiding ONE California I have to avoid THREE!” twitter.com/abc7newsbayare…
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Can we finally stop pretending that these things are even REMOTELY comparable, please? We should be picking beauty over ugliness. Uniqueness over sameness. I see this pattern in every city in the world today. If there's a will there's a way.
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Apple’s decision to remove 3D Touch from the iPhone 11 was what I’d call, in the words of Bugs Bunny, “Bad, Doc!” [citation needed]
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I found a sleepy duck today in the park 😚
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